Siren Head and Camera Head Figures
If there is any sort of context for these, or if they're a reference to some Japanese pop culture or TV show or something, we have no idea. These dudes just showed up in our "Items you may like based…
Pepe Shirt
How ya feelin' today? Good? Stop feeling good! Nothing is good, man! Everything feels bad, man! If you're scared and confused about being yelled at right now, ya need ta brush up on ya meme game, son! This is Pepe,…
Bloody Key Hanger
There are days when a lot of blood gets left on the field. Get your mind right every morning by grabbing your keys off of a bloody hook! Or maybe you just really like that elevator scene in The Shining. Or…
Artie (from Pete and Pete) lapel pin
Anyone who watched Pete & Pete when they were a kid knows exactly who this guy is - it's Artie, The Strongest Man in the World! Pete & Pete was a seriously weird show. Go back and watch some clips…
People I Want to Punch in the Face notebook
Oh, buddy... This notebook is perfect for anyone who keeps a journal because that's all a journal usually ends up being, a list of people you'd like to punch in the face, the reasons why you want to punch them…
Hand-Shaped Phone Case
Give yourselves a hand! No, really! How'd you like to have an extra hand when you're using your phone? Or maybe you'd like to feel like you've got some friendly support when you find yourself in the middle of a…
Sex Panther t-shirt
Highly recommended for fans of the Anchorman film franchise, as well as mathematicians and statisticians everywhere, it's the officially licensed Sex Panther t-shirt! Carefully distressed, to give it that, "Look, baby, I've been a sex panther for a while now. This…
Pink Flamingo Beer Bong
Do people who live in trailer parks still put fake pink flamingos in their tiny little yards? When was the last time anyone even saw a trailer park? Anyway, if you don't know, that's a thing people used to do…
SataNic Cage sweater
Nicolas Cage is The One True God. Don't believe it? Ask /r/onetruegod. They'll tell you. And since he is The One True God, he must inherently contain within himself all possible dualities, masculinity/femininity, light/dark, good/evil, etc. This explains why he is…
Raised on Biggie and Nirvana sweater
Not to get all "Kids Who Grew Up in The '90s Will Get This" on you but you were either there or you weren't. And if you were there, oh man, let's just say it was a very different time…
EXCLUSIVE: Caturday Night Fever: For Cats and Cat Lovers Only
It's Saturday night and everybody's got the fever! Dancing Fever? No... No, that's dangerous at this level of wine intake... Cat Scratch Fever?! Mmmm... Let's not go with the thing that calls to mind serious infection and allegedly racist rockstars...…
I Could Pee on This: Cat Poetry
If cats had thumbs, they would all be poets. Think about it. All that a cat does is lay around all day, get high on catnip and demand to be fed without performing any labor as repayment. Sound familiar? That's…