Blue Pubic Hair Dye
You don't have to be going gray downstairs to use pubic hair dye - it can just be a super special fashion statement! If you haven't developed a taste for granny porn, it's totally possible that you didn't know pubic…
Neon Fingerless Fishnet Gloves
That '80s Madonna/Lauper is about due for a comeback! Looking for some quick tips on how to nail the style? It's easy. Buy one item of clothing that costs $100 or more, then buy twenty items of clothing (and accessories)…
Skull Necklace Watch
Keep an eye on the time before it all runs out! What appears to be a hefty, bronze-colored skull pendant is in reality a stylish watch. This isn't a sugar skull by any means but the design of the skull,…
Hip Hop Frog
Sup, frog?! Yo, you gotta get this collectible while you can because they aren't making anymore and plus it's just a dope ass frog, homey! Decked out in clean gear and rockin' some tight jewelry, this frog dances around and raps "In…
Nicolas Cage Pillowcases
Sweet dreams are made of this Nicolas Cage pillowcase! Possibly the sexiest pillow case in existence, please remember that many doctors recommend people not spend their entire lives laying in bed. Turns out, walking around and having a social life…
Trivial Pursuit: 90s Edition
So you love to play trivia games but your window of knowledge is pretty much narrowed to a ten year period of time? We got your back. Trivial Pursuit is a mainstay of the board game shelf. If you've ever…
Classic Candy Flavors Lip Balm
Yo, sweet lips! People say lip balm is an addiction and they say that about the boring stuff... So please be careful with these flavors because they're some of the tastiest and most iconic flavors in existence, ones most of…
Pikachu Snapback Hat
In all fairness, Pokemon never really went anywhere. But W-O-W did the release of Pokemon Go bring us straight back to peak '90s Pokemon hysteria! There's no way you're reading these words on The Internet right now and you haven't…
Beach Spike Cup Holders
Ah, yes, a well-deserved day at the beach! The sun and sand, the crashing waves... What a way to relax! Speaking of relaxation, you'll be having beverages, no doubt. And one thing the beach doesn't have is cupholders. Whether you're…
Irish Chocolate Truffles
Oh, it's like a dream come true! Chocolate probably isn't high on the list of things you think of when someone mentions Ireland but it's a Hell of a lot closer to Switzerland than Hershey, Pennsylvania - and everyone knows…
Starry Nightmare Before Christmas Pillow Cover
Someone get Tim Burton on the phone and tell him we've got a project that's better than anything he's done in years. It's a reboot of The Nightmare Before Christmas but set in the universe of Van Gogh's famed Starry…
Taco Emotions Pin
People are a lot like tacos. Most of us have at least a little bit of a hard exterior as defense but when you get past that then we're full of all sorts of soft gooey stuff like emotions on the inside.…