Anyone who was older than ten years old when the 1998 Godzilla movie (starring Matthew Broderick and about $128 million worth of other stuff) came out, should remember the Taco Bell marketing campaign. If you think you don't remember it,…
The wristwatch is just now hitting its stride because nobody really needs one anymore. When most of us are walking around with smartphones, there isn't much of a reason to strap a device to our wrist that does nothing but…
Rubber doorstep wedges are so over. Nowadays we keep loose doors shut and tight doors propped open using these weighty cloth blocks with convenient rope handles on top. And just like our welcome mats and welcome signs and other things that…
There is no excuse for having cold feet when you live in a world with these booties! Forget about those house shoes packed full of beads that you put in the microwave to heat up. Yeah, they'll keep your feet…
It's some of the most famous music ever written in this or any other galaxy and you can learn to play it yourself! ...on a recorder! You remember recorders. It's that musical instrument that's, like, not really a flute but…
Fucking finally... It's been a long hard road to travel without being able to get your social media photograph uploads transferred over to long rolls of paper but the journey was well worth it because here we are in 2017 with…
Choose warmth this winter with a Pikachu onesie! When temperatures get low, your first thought might be how nice it would be to snuggle up to a Snorlax or capture a Charizard to hang out in the living room and…
Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the next day or even the day after that? With one added word, the most famous motivational tagline of all time becomes the fashion statement that needed to be…
Get some sexy inspiration from coloring time with the Japanese Erotica coloring book! There's a rich history of erotica in Japanese painting and this coloring book takes its cues from that tradition. Grab some crayons, maybe grab a coloring partner and…
This is absolutely genius. Because if you think about it, you'll realize that sticky notes are almost exclusively used to tell people what to do. Just about every single time you're looking at a sticky note, it's because some other…
Get your cocktail game in season with some snowflake shaped ice cubes! The silicone tray is just as easy to use as an old-school ice cube tray. If you've never seen one of those and have no idea what it…
Katzenzungen is German for "cat tongue," which is a very popular chocolate treat all over Europe and South America. As usual, Americans weren't invited to the party when it comes to awesome candies and desserts. But that's fine because now…