The Sriracha Cookbook
Oh, this is just pornographic… “50 Rooster Sauce Recipes That Pack a Punch,” it says… drunkMall loves hot sauce, it’s no secret, and sriracha is a great one. But up until now we’ve treated it as an afterthought, something to…
88-inch Curved 4k Ultra HD LED TV
This TV costs $20,000! That’s a ton of money! To be fair, it does have a huge, curved screen and that seems like it must be special and cool. So if you’ve got the wad for it... And if you…
Self-Stirring Mug
Ooh, this is great! Now, you might think, “Who needs a mug that stirs itself at the press of a button?” Well, friend, we’ll tell you some people who might want one! Your mom Lazy people People who forget to drink…
Mini Sriracha to Go Keychain Bottles
Never suffer through a bland meal again! Take 1.6 ounces of sriracha with you wherever you go in a flip-top leak proof bottle on your keychain! Not only are the bottles officially licensed by Huy Fong Foods and made with…
“PAWS” t-shirt
Just when you thought it was safe to forget about parody t-shirts of ‘70s blockbuster films… It’s PAWS, the t-shirt! This adorable kitten take on the iconic JAWS movie poster should make for an easy icebreaker no matter where you wear…
Extra EXTRA Large Memory Foam “Bean” Bag
Bean bags used to be one of those things that seemed really cool and fun until you actually had one and it died a slow, pitiful death while leaking little white pellets all over the place… This “bean” bag is like…
Crawling Zombie Garden Gnome Statue
You shouldn’t have to worry about stocking up on Halloween candy for the neighborhood kids this year with this terrifying zombie gnome statue in your yard! While all garden gnomes are pretty creepy (yeah, they are), this gnarly dude goes…
Devil’s Advocate: A New Party Game for People Who Love to Argue
At drunkMall, we call this game “Get Drunk, Let Your Mouth Say Something Crazy and Try Convincing Yourself and Everyone Else That You Believe It.” Honestly, “Devil’s Advocate” has a much better ring to it. You’ll need more than poker…
Paleo Sex Positions and Recipes
Eat & F**k Like a Caveman (or Cavewoman) with this handy little guidebook! Break out of eating the same old things with some new recipes that fit your Crossfit eating plan, then put all of that extra protein to good…
Swivel-Action Leather Key Holder
These days you have to keep track of what pocket your keys are in or you risk scratching your smartphone screen. Once again, it turns out the old way of doing things was probably the better way. (Shutup, hipsters.) This…
One-of-a-Kind Suitcase Boomboxes
Zound Electronics takes old luggage and turns it into these unique boomboxes! These things are so amazing. There’s obviously a convenient carrying handle (again, it used to be luggage) but the audio specs are top-shelf, too! Runs on a rechargeable…
Reindeer Threesome Christmas Sweater
This is the ULTIMATE Christmas sweater - three (male) reindeer making a Rudolph sandwich for all the world to see! Those reindeer games sure have changed! Unlike other novelty sweaters (which we mostly hate and will make fun of on…