Rear Window Emoticon Sign
Let everyone else on the road know exactly how you feel! Well, as long as they're behind you... Probably some day we'll all be able to let drivers all around us know how much they're ruining our day but for…
Fancy Bottle Opener
It's time for a grown-up bottle opener solution. Throw away your adolescent fears of commitment! Sure, church keys and novelty bottle poppers are great. Nobody's saying that you have to throw those away or stop buying new ones. But those…
Zipperless Sleeping Bag
How many sleeping bags have you thrown away because of a broken zipper? Sorry, we didn't mean to bring up a sore subject. Nobody likes wasting money but you live and you learn. It looks like someone finally figured out…
EXCLUSIVE: Blackout Friday Countdown 2016
At 12:01am on Nov. 1, multi-million dollar marketing campaigns roll out to remind all of you good little consumers that the biggest shopping day (or weekend... or week... or whatever they decide it's gonna be this year) is only three…
Arthur Fist Sweatpants
When you didn't want to spend any more money on clothes but that drunk shopping website just posted the dankest sweatpants of all time... It's the Arthur fist jogging pants! Okay, if you have no idea what you're looking at…
Easy Back Shaver
Manscapers rejoice! It's really never been easy for dudes to keep their backs clean-shaven. Especially for single guys because of the obvious "reach" problem but even for a man in a relationship. Asking your significant other - whom, ideally, you'd…
Giant Connect Four
All the fun you had as a kid, jumbo sized to compete with your bigger adult life! We've said it many times before, if you want to entertain a drunk adult, pretty much all you have to do is give…
X-Files Board Game
The truth is out there and The X-Files board game is it! Every kid who grew up watching the show, letting it scare the crap out of them and give them nightmares - here's your chance to to put yourself…
Alien Socks
Your new favorite socks have landed! Keep a close eye on your sock drawer because these things have a bad habit of being mysteriously abducted by friends! Sock It to Me socks are always unique and fun but also made…
EXCLUSIVE: Japanese Candy
We hope you've been using Halloween season as an excuse to indulge in your favorite candies... Sure, you're an adult now and it would be way weird of you to try and go trick or treating to score some free…