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Women's Batman Tank Top

Women’s Batman Tank Top

The perfect attire for hanging out atop skyscrapers, surveying the expanse of the city under your protection, watching out for evildoers that may lurk in the shadows... Or just hanging out on the couch and eating popcorn while watching the…

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Levitating Bonsai Trees

Levitating Bonsai Trees

The ancient art of bonsai receives a modern makeover with these fascinating pieces. drunkMall doesn't usually post things that are this... nice but come on! These little things are awesome! Bonsai trees are pretty difficult to keep alive, just so you know,…

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X-Files Prayer Candles

X-Files Prayer Candles

There are many unsolved mysteries in this universe. Some find it best to try and not think about that. However, there are others who'll never be able to stop searching for answers to the great secrets of life. Are we alone? Are…

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Calvin and Hobbes TARDIS pillow

Calvin and Hobbes TARDIS pillow

Everybody's favorite comic strip duo made a TARDIS! Calvin and Hobbes always did tackle the deep metaphysical issues. More often than not, the answer was to be found inside a cardboard box and a liberal application of imagination. That's how…

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Fetty Wap Glock in My 'Rari decal

Fetty Wap Glock in My ‘Rari decal

If you for real have a Ferrari, hey, that's awesome. Good for you. Most of us, however, don't. But this lyric still means something to us because we've all got our own metaphorical Ferraris, yeah? And metaphorical Glocks to protect…

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Dead Pin-Ups playing cards

Dead Pin-Ups playing cards

Dia de los Muertos is still months away but a unique deck of playing cards comes in handy year-round. Combining the sugar skull aesthetic with common themes in burlesque pin-up art, Day of the Dolls playing cards are unlike any…

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PARTY Fanny Pack

Party Fanny Pack

When it's time to party we will party hard! Send the message loud and clear with a neon pink fanny pack that says "PARTY" in all caps - it doesn't get much more direct than that! Here's the thing about…

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Teabaggin' mug

Teabaggin’ mug

Here's one for all you teabaggers out there! The waiting is the hardest part. You can see it on the little teacup's face. He's been patiently waiting 3-5 minutes to steep the perfect brew before he could get to the…

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Bluetooth Earmuffs

Bluetooth Earmuffs

Strangers are the worst. You could be walking down the street wearing a shirt that says "DON'T TALK TO ME" written in fresh blood and still some guy will think he's the one person that has something you need to…

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Stefon Prayer Candle

Stefon Prayer Candle

Praying to the same old saints that people have been praying to for hundreds of years doesn't really make sense. What do you think St. Thomas knows about getting you in to New York's hottest club or making sure DJ…

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Rihanna sweater

Rihanna Loud Sweater

They could not have picked a better image for this very, very "loud" sweater. Rihanna's Loud album came out like five years ago, sold 8 million copies and had three #1 hits on it. That's pretty damn good. Oh, she…

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Popsicle Phone Case

Popsicle Phone Case

Maybe it's too cold for eating popsicles outside at a picnic table but you can be there in spirit with this phone case that looks just like a delicious frozen treat. Made out of durable silicone, this case protects your…

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