Fake Bear Rug
Luxurious rugs made from the hide of big, dangerous animals are synonymous with wealth. On the other hand, killing an animal for no reason other than to make a rug out of its body is synonymous with being a douche. If you're…
Stormtrooper Bath Robe
Every Imperial Stormtrooper deserves a spa day, even if they can't hit the broad side of a barn with an E-11 blaster rifle. These luxurious hooded robes are made of 100% cotton terry cloth (which is the same material used…
Pineapple Corer and Slicer
Tiki party, anyone? You don't have to go to The Cocktail Cabana when you want a crazy umbrella drink served in a real pineapple. DIY all those tropical vibes at home! All you need is a bunch of pineapples (hint:…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ballot Shirt
Who's sick of American politics? We're nowhere near November and people are already losing 110% of their minds over who should and shouldn't be the next President. People are leaving the Democratic Party to vote as Republicans, leaving the Republican…
Cookie Dunking Hook
Have you recently won the lottery or come into a large sum of money through the passing of a family member? It's time to stop dunking cookies in milk with your own fingers like a common peasant! Use a cookie…
Programmable Bicycle Lights
Bike safety has never been such a party! The Monkey Light is a system of 32 individual LED lights that can be programmed to shine in 16 different colors in 42 different themes for literally hundreds of possible combinations. And…
Pizza Slice Pool Float
Waste a warm day away, floating on a slice of pizza perfection at the pool! Old school pool floats with a rectangular body are ridiculous. The shape makes them way too difficult to get on top of and way too…
Kinky Cookies Recipe Book
Are cookies kinky now? Is this a thing? How long has this been a thing? Why is "kinky cookies" so fun to say? Try it out - kinky cookies, kinky cookies, kinky cookies.... Anyway, this is a cookbook of cookies…
Make Your Own Ice Cream Sandwiches
There's nothing wrong with a classic ice cream sandwich. Soft chocolate cookie wafers with a brick of vanilla ice cream in between? Nothing wrong with that. But. Have you ever thought about all the flavor combinations that are possible in…
Vortex Drink Mixer
Nobody wants to pick themselves up off the mat after a punishing workout and use their limp noodle arms to shake up a protein drink just to have it not mix well anyway. Forget all of that! Throw away your…
Caffeinated Hot Chocolate from Buzz Cocoa
Is coffee's reign over the mornings of caffeine addicts in danger? Nah, probably not. But caffeinated hot chocolate is a game changer, make no mistake. It's hard to believe for those of us in the death grip of latte addiction but there…
Foolproof Fan and Light Chain Pull Set
Finally! This should be the default chain pulls on ceiling fan/light combo units from now on, fact! How many times have you pulled the wrong chain when trying to turn on a fan or a light? A lot, right? It…