Food Pillows
Some tasty home accent options, here. Throw pillows can really make or break a sofa. It's hard to imagine a couch that wouldn't be complimented by a pillow that looks like a slice of orange, kiwi or watermelon! Taking advantage…
EXCLUSIVE: The Simpsons Shopping Spree
On Sunday night, The Simpsons will air its 600th episode. It's been the "Longest Running" in several categories of television for years now, so it's kind of like when an Olympic gold medallist keeps winning gold medals. Like, yeah, that's…
Twin Peaks Pins
We're going to let you in on a little secret. Every day - once a day - give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. Today you should consider making that present this…
Direwolf Mug
Winter may be coming but new episodes of Game of Thrones won't be here for way too long. (Seriously, it's not fair.) Get your daily fix of Westeros with your morning cup of coffee using this awesome mug! When filled…
Vegan Cookbook and Relationship Manifesto
All those jokes about vegans and nobody ever considers what it's like to actually date or live with one. Two vegans living together, hey, that's probably fine. Quiet nights at home, watching documentaries and ignoring each other's seitan farts. How…
Battery Problems Shirt
If you ever need someone to do you a favor, wait until they're on 10% battery life and you have a charger. Having a fully charged smartphone battery is like the opposite of the feeling you get when you find out…
Glow in the Dark Snake Ear Cuff
It's all about the accessories. Everyone knows that. An outfit is an outfit is an outfit. If you haven't figured out how to dress yourself by now, whatever. You're hopeless. But if you can go into your closet and come…
EXCLUSIVE: Killer Halloween Costumes
This ain't the year to dress up as a clown for Halloween, okay? Grabbing a cheap makeup kit and making yourself look like busted ass ICP fan might have been good enough to get you in to the costume party…
Ultimate Shower Caddy
If you don't have at least 10 different items in your shower at all times then you're practically undateable by modern standards. No, a shower beer doesn't count! But half of you live in shitty studio apartments with bathrooms so…
Silicone Ear Key Ring Phone Stand
It's a phone stand! It's a keyring! It's a convenient place to neatly store your earbuds! We're all about products that serve multiple functions here at drunkMall. So, even though this item may look completely pointless to you at first,…
1980s Candy Crate
Candy Crate hunts down candies to fit a theme, puts them all in a convenient package and then makes them available to anyone with a sweet tooth and an appreciation for themed treats. Their collections of candy that were popular…
Math Jokes Tote Bag
This product was made for two kinds of people: Math teachers people who need to buy a present for Math teachers It's a singular sense of humor. And you don't have to have it or even understand it. Just trust…