Fake Phone Flask
If they come out with real phones that hold alcohol then that will be a great day but until then, we've got this. It's a flask designed to resemble an extremely common brand of smartphone that we probably aren't supposed…
EXCLUSIVE: Pokemon Fever Is Back!
Pokemon Go has basically restructured modern society in less than a month. If you think that's an exaggeration then you probably live on a mountain in Wyoming or something. Go literally anywhere with a lot of people and you will see Pokemon…
Sunscreen Bottle Flasks
Keep it fun in the sun! Disguised as "Tropic Tan" sunscreen bottles, these are actually flasks made from food safe plastic. So even if that outdoor party spot allows drinking, these flasks will make it past any "no glass" rules…
Nerdtendo Gamebooze Flask
Many kids who grew up in The Nineties, if they had their way they'd never go anywhere without a Gameboy. If you were one of those kids and grew up to be a drunkMall reader, you may rather keep a…
Alice in Wonderland Bottle in a Book
What a truly unique gift for the lover of books and booze! Handmade by BookRooks from Louisiana, this is a leather-bound edition of Alice in Wonderland with the pages hollowed out to hide an 8.5oz glass flask within the pages.…
The Beer Belly Hidden Flask
Believe it or not, science has created a Beer Belly that someone might actually want to have. Thanks, science! The BeerBelly gives you the "freedom to beverage," using a sort-of reverse backpack type of sling wth a bladder that can…
Fake Tampon Flasks
Tired of paying $27 for a drink at Musicfest Bandjam 3000? You aren't alone. Here's the latest in sneaky flask technology: fake tampons! Security checks at concerts and sporting events keep getting more and more thorough, which is fine. But…
Flask Mittens
It's good to have a secret supply of booze on hand! And it doesn't get any more "on hand" than a pair of mittens with a flask hidden inside of one. Pack away four ounces of your favorite liquid pick-me-up…
One Gallon Flask
That's a huge flask! The point of most flasks is to have a convenient and discreet method of carrying liquid, usually booze, on one's person. That is so not the point this time, folks! Well over a foot tall and weighing…
Double-Tank Beverage Backpack
aka How to Make Friends in the Summer Most people would probably just use this double beverage tank to cart around mixers but you could go pro and do batches of margaritas, pina coladas, mojitos, pretty much any excellent summer…
Flask-in-a-Bible
Have you ever heard the phrase, "[person] always had a Bible in one hand and a bottle in the other"? Yeah, well, what about people who only have one hand? (Yeah, maybe you should try thinking before you say something…
Secret Stash boxer briefs
Hiding things in your underwear is nothing new, of course. Doing that without getting your junk sweat all over your stash is a notable innovation, though, you've got to admit. It's even better than that 'cuz this is a premium…