Awesome Frisbee Game
While it's not in drunkMall's best interests to have you doing anything except using an Internet-connected device to look at the things we post on this site and then buy those things, the fact is that you will eventually want…
Urinal Shot Glasses
Anyone ever wonder why getting really drunk is called getting shitfaced? It doesn't really make any sense. 99% of the times you've used the word "shitfaced" to describe what you did last night, did shit come anywhere near your face?…
Magnetic Table Hockey
Here's something for anyone who's dropped serious coin in an air hockey arcade machine! This table top game isn't exactly like air hockey but it's very close. Instead of air jets creating a cushion for the game puck to glide…
Chile Nelson Bottle Sleeve
Protect the precious contents of your glass bottles with a spicy but chill bit of cloth insulation! Foodiggity's "Freaker" bottle sleeves are one-size-fits-all pieces made of stretchy fabric meant to slide over the body of your (presumably booze-filled) bottles. It…
Questlove Explores Creativity Through Food
This isn't a cookbook and it doesn't have any recipes in it, so don't act like you didn't know that in a week when it shows up in the mail. Why isn't this a cookbook? Who knows, son. Ask Questlove!…
Nudifier App
Pulling down your friends' pants in public used to be a socially acceptable way to hilariously embarrass them. Unfortunately, now that we're all adults, it's a socially unacceptable way to get someone put on a list they'll never get off…
GIVEAWAY: Micro-Magic 8 Ball
Life is hard. So much uncertainty. And, ugh, one decision after another that needs to be made. Take out the guesswork with a Magic 8 Ball! "But drunkMall, I can't leave every major decision of my life up to an…
No Ragrets Temporary Tattoo
Bad tattoos are a thing, naturally. But another thing that's a thing is irony and it could quite possibly lead one to make an even worse mistake than getting a bad tattoo. For example, let's assume you're a hipster and…
Bicycle Headlight and Taillight
Bicycle safety just got a bit safetier. Okay, well, that's clearly not a word. Whatever. Headlights. Taillights. These are safety measures installed on every car that's legal to drive in The Unites States. Why don't we have these on bicycles…
Chain-Reaction Pong Ball Launchers
A fun and unique toy for everyone who gets a kick out of cause-and-effect playing out right before their eyes! For fans of games like Mousetrap, YouTube videos of Rube Goldberg machines, target practice dunk tanks at the fair and…
Longclaw Umbrella
Well, winter finally came... Which means spring is right around the corner and you know what that means! April showers are coming, it is known. Be prepared for the coming storms and shield yourself from the rain with a Longclaw…
EXCLUSIVE: Scottish Appreciation Day
It's a rare bird that doesn't love a bit of Scotland, whether you know it or not. With St. Patrick's Day coming up, the entire drinking world will soon be singing the praises of children of Ireland (if not claiming…