The Pest DVD
Depending entirely upon who you are as a person, this is either the funniest or most annoying movie you’ve never seen. John Leguizamo issued a formal apology for the film’s existence. It’s basically a version of the old Bugs Bunny…
Foam Practice Nunchucks
Being able to use nunchaku is cool. Breaking your own nose by screwing around with a pair of real ones is not very cool. Made by the AWMA, these practice nunchuck are made from durable foam over a PVC core…
Keychain Breathalyzer
Take the guesswork out of partying responsibly and keep a breathalyzer attached to your car keys! One touch operation! drunkMall loves keychains! Share this post!
Battery-Operated Rubber Band Machine Gun
Did your annoying coworker buy a Nerf Rival blaster for the office? This rubber band machine gun holds over 60 rubber bands at a time and fires 10 shots per second. Do you realize how fast that is? The guy won’t know…
Margaritaville Mixed Drink Machine
Finally, you can serve your guests commercially franchised (and, one assumes, cleverly named) mixed drinks in the comfort of your very own home! This deluxe mixed drink machine comes ready to party - just add booze! This mixed drink maker…
Great White Shark Wall Mount
Maybe you can’t afford that Australian vacation right now but that’s no reason to go on living without a realistic (but fake) Great White shark head mounted on your wall! We’re gonna need a bigger wall! Share this post!
5 Pound Gummy Bear
We know what you’re thinking. Buy the 5 pound gummy bear and push the engagement ring into the middle of it, then give it to her as a proposal gift. Honestly? It’s a brilliant move and she’s lucky to have…
Light-Up LED iPhone Charger Cables
Oh, these LED lightning charger cables are great! It’s so annoying looking for your charger cable in the dark (especially in the car at night) but now that won’t be a problem. Share this post!
Super Masculine Gary Busey with a Gun poster
Let no living person call into question the veracity of your machismo while this stunning Gary Busey poster hangs on your wall. Nobody in the drunkMall office knows what kind of gun that is: shotgun? assault rifle? It doesn’t matter.…
Bacon Flavored Lube
Bacon, bacon, bacon… Whenever bacon was invented was a truly great moment in the history of the world. Can you imagine what the person who discovered bacon must have been thinking? Hopefully that person and their family became rich because…
The Shocker Keychain
So wrong, yet so funny. Probably the quickest way to let someone know what kind of person you are, too! Right on your keychain, which is why drunkMall loves keychains! This keychain is made by Choy Boy Designs and they have…
Bomb Clock
You don’t have to build a clock that looks like a bomb - you can just buy one! Waking up in the morning can be difficult. It's really easy to hit that snooze button or even pick up the alarm…