DISCLAIMER: this item is for partying professionals only! Beer Pong is a high-action, high-risk alternative sport, where injuries can sometimes be sustained. Removing adequate lighting from playing arena should be attempted only by trained professionals, daredevils and thrill-seekers with nothing…
Women across America are allegedly having stripper poles installed in their homes for exercising purposes. As a result, we imagine dudes across America are spending more weekends at home - everybody wins! Lookin’ for something sexy to wear while you’re on…
Who ever thought the future would be a place where we don’t do laundry anymore? We’re here for it! Zero idea how it works but this fabric is apparently just like “nah” whenever any sort of liquid (like wine) tries to…
If we’re not going to have a winter this year then might as well dress for the occasion! Abraham Lincoln seems like the coolest president. If he jumped in a time machine and made it to 2015, his style would…
Russian Roulette is not a game you ever, ever, ever want to find yourself playing… unless the gun is loaded with booze! The 1-in-6 odds stay the some but now the person who would be the loser gets to be…
Yes, sensei! You ever notice how sports movies made for kids always used to take some totally basic shit and act like it was a boss move when the hero did it? Like the triple deke in Mighty Ducks -…
There’s something about walking across the cleanly removed hide of a dead, dangerous animal that says, “SUCCESS!” Just ask a ‘70s P.E. teacher. That experience costs way more than you might expect. Fortunately, we found an imitation tiger rug that works for…
We don’t normally like any of the “Send _____ to ____ !!!” products but the thing about this is that we really, really, really like the song “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley. Really. It’s great that Rick Rolling became…
This is not okay. Everything has gone too far. Why? Seriously, why? Anyone? Anyone at all. We managed to freak ourselves out even further by imagining someone running a handful of finger hands over their chest while wearing nipple covers……
A perfect grilled cheese sandwich is a truly miraculous thing. When the magical cheese/bread combination is found - holy deliciousness! Though, that still doesn’t really explain why someone would go through the trouble of creating a sandwich press that toasts…
Man, that skeleton pirate knows how to party… While he’s happiest with wine and spiced rum, Skully here can hold most normally shaped bottles of booze, which is good because keeping a bottle around long enough for a bottle holder…
Kids these days will never know what it was like to go to an arcade with a pocketful of quarters and spend hours whipping your friends’ asses on the Mortal Kombat machine. Parents had no idea what kind of bloodthirsty…