Keeping a clean bathroom is pretty essential to doing repeat business with "houseguests" and party friends. When it comes to spillage, it's recommended to take whatever measures one can to ensure proper utilization of the facilities. In other words, if…
Give those household appliances an old school, handheld gaming system look with the FreezerBoy Magnet set! The "screen" of the big magnet functions as a dry erase board, so you can remind yourself to buy more energy drinks to fuel those…
You'll look bloody fabulous in these shades! With a classic wayfarer frame and a cartoonish bloody print, these are some of the most unique and fun sunglasses around. Wayfarers are back in a big way right now, if you haven't…
The term "man cave" has never appeared on this website and the only reason it's being used right now is to point out how every man cave is the result of a man using whatever resources are at his disposal…
Can your taste in fashion accessories be summed up as "Eastern European villain in an early-'00s movie featuring an action star and a professional athlete as an unlikely duo fighting side by side," we have got just the cufflinks for you.…
Spruce up your dick! If there's one thing to be learned from spam emails, it's that dudes care a lot about the way their cocks look. Yeah, a lot of people think it's all just an obsession with size but…
It's time to address the lack of animated LED t-shirts in your wardrobe. You probably don't even have any regular shirts with rockets on them either, which is also a problem. Today's your lucky day! Depicting a powerful rocket launch scene…
Bugattis are one of the most expensive automobiles on Earth. Fantasizing about owning or even just driving a Bugatti is like porn for people who watch Top Gear and/or work for "equity" at tech startups in San Francisco. A lot…
The Saint Patrick's Day Pub Crawl is a time-honored tradition, where legends are born and the unworthy fall to the wayside. No one should go it alone. A strong team is always recommended. But even then, even with the most…
Game of Thrones is coming back and holy hype train, Batman, everyone is starting to get real excited, especially because they're all out of source material! Spoiler alert, George double-R Martin writes slow as balls because every time he tries…
It's good to have a secret supply of booze on hand! And it doesn't get any more "on hand" than a pair of mittens with a flask hidden inside of one. Pack away four ounces of your favorite liquid pick-me-up…
It's a good thing this hand towel isn't as greasy as it looks! The quality of printing on these things is really getting out of control. It almost looks too real... Even the most devout bacon lover may shy away from…