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Pizza Night Light

Pizza Night Light

Worried about the monster in your closet? Like so many other problems in life, pizza may be the solution! This magnificent night light is made to resemble a tiny piece of cheese pizza resting atop a plain white paper plate,…

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Cash Stash Throw Pillow

Cash Stash Throw Pillow

Trap is life, right? Right. All that hustling should do more than just pay the bills. At the end of the day, you want to be able to decorate your home with some decent furnishings... A nice sofa... Some damn…

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Blair's 2am Reserve Hot Sauce

Blair’s 2am Reserve Hot Sauce

You don't need to own this. Nobody needs to own this. There's really no reason that this needs to exist, honestly. Like, if your life has gotten to the point where this is the kind of purchase you're considering, then…

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Top Gun Hat from Workaholics

Top Gun Hat from Workaholics

Who's the top gun? You da top gun! All day, every day with this snapback, baby! You may recognize this cap from the epic television comedy series, Workaholics. That's a good show but this isn't even about that. It's about letting…

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Retro Coors T-Shirt

Retro Coors T-Shirt

Celebrate a legendary beer with an epic t-shirt! This tee looks exactly like an old school can of Coors beer. Now commonly referred to as Coors original or Coors Banquet, the original Coors beer is only 100 years younger than…

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Movie Props Marketplace

EXCLUSIVE: Movie Props Marketplace

Own your very own piece of Hollywood history! As anyone who's ever been to a Planet Hollywood knows, all those special costumes and theatrical props used in making a movie don't just get thrown away when filming stops. Sometimes the actors…

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Cap Catching Bottle Opener

Cap Catching Bottle Opener

Stop popping bottles and just letting the caps fall all over the place! That shit is sloppy. You're better than that, kids. Your house is your temple. Keep it clean. This bottle opener - spoiler alert - removes the caps…

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Sriracha Beanie

Sriracha Beanie

Fight the cold with sriracha this winter! Wait, wait - don't dump hot sauce on your head. Bad idea! We're just talking about this wicked branded beanie cap! The weather gets cold and everyone has to hide under layers to…

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Life Size Bigfoot Statue

Life Size Bigfoot Statue

Stop spending so much time in the woods looking for Bigfoot - you can get one right here! This life-sized sasquatch statue stands around 6 feet tall and is hand-cast from real crushed stoned that's bonded together with a designer quality…

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Rogue Dead Guy Whiskey

Rogue Dead Guy Whiskey

For aficionados of American craft beer, Rogues' Dead Guy Ale is a big time favorite. Deservedly so. Dead Guy won First Place in last year's Great International Beer & Cider, as well as Gold Medalling in the 2015 World Beer Championship.…

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Guinness Slippers

Guinness Slippers

Stay warm through the winter with a nice pint of Guinness... on each one of your feet! Even though Betty the Intern has an Irish uncle who swears soaking his feet in warm Guinness is great for his eczema (disclaimer:…

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One-Handed Bottle Opener

One-Handed Bottle Opener

What a neat bottle opener! The little magnet in the top keeps the whole unit locked in place so you only need to push up on the lever to pop the cap on that beer (or soda) bottle. When not in…

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