Bad Parking Job Magnets
You know how sometimes you'll see someone who did such a bad job parking their vehicle that you almost feel an obligation to just hang out there until the driver comes back so you can make sure they've been told…
Baconopoly
Game night just got a lot saltier! Bacon-opoly takes a very familiar board game setup and takes it to hog heaven by throwing a bacon theme on every aspect of the game! (If they didn't rename Park Place "Pork Place"…
Game of Thrones USB Drives
When the final battle between the forces of Light and Darkness is done, you want your data to be as safe as the Iron Bank of Braavos, don't you? All men must die but all important files and documents must…
Bat Signal Projector
Holy projector light, Batman! Now you can have a Bat Signal of your very own! With an effective range of about 15 ft. and a 16 foot long power cord, this Batman "bat signal" projector light is a versatile fit…
Metal Vacuum Straw
Pack a nose full in style, using a metal vacuum cleaner "snuff" straw! Listen, whatever you wanna put up your nose, that's none of our business - except for one thing: cash. Don't put rolled up currency in your nose. It's…
Big Red Cup
Nobody is saying that the red party cup isn't an icon. That's undeniable. But even legends have flaws and the red plastic cup has a couple worth mentioning. First, it's plastic. That means it's too easy to break, in any…
Tenacious D Cum Towel
Possibly the greatest piece of music merchandise ever made and we should expect nothing less from Tenacious D, the self-proclaimed best rock band in the world. Featuring a cute pastel colored cartoon of such magical things as butterflies, a rainbow,…
American Flag Boxing Robe
You're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder! When training for the fight of your life (or just another day on the couch, watching TV and eating potato chips), comfort is important... Inspiration is important... Freedom is important! Many…
Portable Guitar Amp Attachment
Rock out whenever and wherever the urge strikes you with a small but powerful guitar amp attachment! Practice amps come in many sizes and even novelty designs but JamStack is the first one that's made to attach directly to the…
EXCLUSIVE: Dirty Santa Gift Guide 2016
Anyone who tells you that you can't win Christmas is wrong. You can totally win that bitch and it all goes down in the main event: Dirty Santa! Everyone has their own version of the rules. Some of you degenerates…
Biggie Air Freshener
Biggie was, is and always will be the definition of "fresh," so it only makes sense that he'd be made into a baller ass air freshener such as the one before you now. Hang this guy from the rearview of…