This officially sized and weighted basketball features not one but two hi-bright LEDs inside - which makes it very bright! Perfect for night games, half-time shows or bustin’ out some 2k moves at talent shows. Share this post!
You read that correctly! Apparently, there are some over-achievers in this world who need a little help on the path to unlocking their full potential. That’s right, we’re talking about competitors in a championship sausage eating contests. Now, it’s against…
Here’s the deal, fellas. You know how sometimes a girl will come up to you at a bar and ask if you have a lighter but you don’t because smoking is fucking disgusting? Well, if you hang out in nicer…
Depending entirely upon who you are as a person, this is either the funniest or most annoying movie you’ve never seen. John Leguizamo issued a formal apology for the film’s existence. It’s basically a version of the old Bugs Bunny…
drunkMall has a “no questions asked” policy. If you need a cattle prod, hey, we just want to show you a cool cattle prod that we found. That’s your business. Amazon buyers like to ask a lot of questions before they…
Bacon, bacon, bacon… Whenever bacon was invented was a truly great moment in the history of the world. Can you imagine what the person who discovered bacon must have been thinking? Hopefully that person and their family became rich because…
So wrong, yet so funny. Probably the quickest way to let someone know what kind of person you are, too! Right on your keychain, which is why drunkMall loves keychains! This keychain is made by Choy Boy Designs and they have…
For when you’re camping in New Mexico and don’t want to squat to pee and accidentally sit on a stinging nettle plant and have your ass burn the rest of the day. Or you decided to go down to Times…
Juicing lemons is bullshit. This juicer makes short work of squeezing both lemons and limes dry, while also filtering out the seeds! Hit up Pinterest for probably five thousand ideas of what to do with those lemon seeds cuz we…
How to Freak Out Everyone at Your Gym Step 1: Nipple Erasers! Or, well, there are more normal reasons to use discreet pasties. Pretty much ever since J. Lo wore that dress in the '90s there have been mass produced…
These gross-out adhesive bandages provide all the benefits of regular adhesive bandages, while making things look much, much worse than they are! There are several varieties and some of them are truly horrible to look at. Ulcerous lesions and... ugh,…
Anyone can make their next 36 Tinder dates extra special with these assorted mustaches! Bonus Points for getting called out on the prosthetic and selling a sob story about being “follically challenged”... No really, though, fake mustaches are one of…