Nobody at drunkMall has ever used a bidet because we’re uncultured Americans but they seem… nice? If nothing else, a stream of cold water up the backside, like it or not, would give more of a kick in the morning…
Does anyone really need the rules of this game explained to them? Ok, you put your “beverage of choice” in a small container, commonly known as a “shot glass.” Then you put the shot glass inside the Spin the Shot. Then you…
Before we talk about Handicorn, everyone knows Rule #34, right? We didn’t check - but there’s just no way it doesn’t apply here, so consider yourselves warned. Ok! Handicorn! Handicorn is a 4-piece set of finger attachments to magically transform…
Are there any babies named Netflix Chill Smith, yet? Probably… Look, everyone knows what “Netflix & Chill” means by now, right? If not, this product should give you a clue. (Hint: it means sex.) Getting to first base should be no…
Almost nobody smokes inside these days but if you’re the reincarnation of Hunter S. Thompson or something then this would be a great piece for your home office. Store your cigarettes in the pack on the beast of burden’s back.…
This seemed like a funny thing to put up but, honestly, now that we’re supposed to write this post and actually imaging what it would be like to eat food with cum in it… It’s triggering a gag reflex… But…
When it comes to novelty bacon items, it can go two ways: really good or really bad… Either this lip balm tastes and smells exactly like delicious bacon, causing you to look forward to waking up every morning and slathering…
First things first, these sell out fast but they’re coming back in stock on Oct. 7, so pre-order now and you’ll have it in time for your Halloween costumes! Now, how badass are these sunglasses? It’s like if Andrew Dice…
We definitely aren’t lawyers or anything but we’re pretty sure you can legally use these handcuffs on another person as long as you have their permission… Just be sure you know where the key is at all times because if…
The hidden flasks are always a hit here on drunkMall, so today we’ve got one for you that’s disguised as a hairbrush. The flask holds 6 oz. of whatever you want inside of a totally real paddle brush. There’s a…
Eat & F**k Like a Caveman (or Cavewoman) with this handy little guidebook! Break out of eating the same old things with some new recipes that fit your Crossfit eating plan, then put all of that extra protein to good…
You could use this mug for tea, too, but the brass knuckles grip will probably attract people who need something that packs a stronger punch! Start your day with a fistful of caffeine. Share this post!