You So Basic mug
The year was 2011. Basic bitches (of all genders) had been roaming the planet for centuries. But it was only a couple years earlier that a term was developed for these opposite-of-rare creatures. Maybe it was the Uggs, maybe it…
Pink Taco Thong Panties
Hungry for a late night snack? A pink taco satisfies those midnight cravings. And if one isn't enough, feel free to pick up two (or three of four) if you can handle 'em! Pink tacos aren't for everyone but a…
Trump Troll Flag
Even Donald Trump's most fervent supporters won't deny that the man is trolling with many of the things he says to the media and on Twitter. In fact, that's exactly why a lot of Trump fans love him so much!…
Ass Reaper Hot Sauce
This sauce is so hot you might think it's trying to kill you! Nah, we're just kidding. It's, like, really really hot but if you're in the habit of punishing your digestive tract with capsaicin, you'll be totally fine with this stuff.…
Mullet Wig Headband
The thing about mullets is that they are totally badass but it's only once every five or ten years that they become "socially acceptable" to have one. Then the problem there is that it takes time to grow out the…
Lionel Richie Pillowcase
How would you like to run with the night, straight off to Slumberland by resting your weary head on a Lionel Richie pillowcase? Can you think of a better face to see before laying down to sleep all night long?…
Fake Tampon Flasks
Tired of paying $27 for a drink at Musicfest Bandjam 3000? You aren't alone. Here's the latest in sneaky flask technology: fake tampons! Security checks at concerts and sporting events keep getting more and more thorough, which is fine. But…
Fake Self Improvement book
Self-improvement is very important. Not because, like, it makes you better. Hahaha! Is that what you thought we meant?! Oh, sweetie... No... Self-improvement is important because everyone is delusional. We all have a fantasy life that we're trying to turn into a reality. We…
Penis Tuxedo
Spruce up your dick! If there's one thing to be learned from spam emails, it's that dudes care a lot about the way their cocks look. Yeah, a lot of people think it's all just an obsession with size but…
Shrunken Heads
A fun game to play is where you "accidentally" let one of your friends see progressively stranger things in your house or office or car or wherever. It's only really fun if you can keep a straight face, act like…
Dictionary Dinosaur Collage
You know about ugly Christmas sweaters and you know about dinosaurs and you know about dictionaries but what do you know about Art, huh? Whatcha know about this Art game, yo?! Sit down and learn something about Art, now. Here's…