We've said it before and we'll say it again, we're living in the future and it's time to start dressing like it! It's as if Mumford and Sons got popular, everyone grew out their beards and started wearing suspenders and…
It's the latest craze in extreme household chores! Phil Shaw has risked life and limb to put together this beautiful and inspiring photobook of extreme ironing, the sport he founded in 1997. Extreme Ironing takes household chores to the most death-defying environments…
Tired of wasting so much energy using your own arm muscles to throw beer bottle caps in the trash?! Well forget that noise because this bottle opener also serves as a bottlecap launcher! Slide back the "hammer," open your bottle…
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring: Bananaphone! There's nothing else to even say about this phone case. It's a bananaphone! You know what bananaphone is, right?! If you don't, damn, sorry about your childhood. It's from a children's song by…
At some point in most sexual careers, a pregnancy scare is will happen. Now, there are two types of pregnancy scare and the only difference between them is how many of the two people in the room are scared. (If you…
There are many versions of a poncho. You can drop a couple grand on Rodeo Drive for some version of a poncho that'll look great on your #influencer Instagram when you post selfies of hanging out in VIP at Coachella…
Everyone likes spy stuff. Just look at how valuable the James Bond franchise is! This is the kind of spycam any one of us would have loved to get our hands on as a kid. But now, as adults who…
Time to get faaabulous! Unicorn stuff gets posted on drunkMall a lot but there's a demand for this supply. The numbers don't lie and something about being drunk makes people want to throw down cash for unicorn swag. (If you're…
Most of you reading this, like us, could be classified as "night people." Getting drunk and staying up all night go hand-in-hand. It's fine. The problem comes when morning rolls around and it's time to wake up. Waking up is hard…
Inspiration. It's the fuel in our metaphysical gas tanks, as important to our drive and focus as food and water (and whiskey and beer) are to our bodies. Now look at this poster of a young Nicolas Cage. He's totally…
Can Donald Trump be stopped? Some of the talking heads on television say he can, some say he can't. The truth is, none of them can be sure of what they're saying and only time will tell. There isn't a…
Werewolf movies are all about the monster and the transformation scene. You can mess up a little bit anywhere else in the flick but if you drop the ball there, you've got a stinker on your hands. Which is why…