Eject Button Car Lighter
If life were half as interesting as the cartoons of our childhood would have us believe, cars would come with EJECT buttons. But they don't. Fortunately, this is a problem that can be fixed, right here and right now. Of…
DIY Chocolate Penis Molding Kit
Share your sweet stick with anyone who wants it by casting it in decadent milk chocolate! Clone-A-Willy has a rock solid reputation for making penile molding kits foolproof enough for consumer use. They even have one kit that lets dudes make…
50 Assorted Slap Bracelets
Slap bracelets are back, baby! The violently contagious accessory fad of days gone by is still available in so very many different patterns. Here's a grab bag of 50 assorted designs - animal prints, smiley faces, hearts and all sorts…
Emoji Golf Balls
Bring some fun personality into the most Dad sport of all time with emoji golf balls! Have you ever wondered why golfers wear eccentric plaid pants and goofy hats with furry balls on top of them? Yeah, we don't really know…
Pizza Slipmat for Turntable
Did someone order a large pepperoni pan pizza with extra beats? Break off a hot slice for that crowd the next time you drop a needle! Every DJ needs a good slipmat. That ain't really a problem because they're cheap…
Tickle Massage Gloves
Psst, hey you... Yeah, you! Have you ever been... tickled? No, not like when you were a kid. Now, as an adult, in a sensual way... Tickling - it's the hot new thing! You may not read about it in the…
Bacon and Potato Chips Chocolate Bar
A chocolate bar with bits of bacon and potato chips inside it? If it sounds weird... Well, it kind of is weird but you shouldn't let that stop you because sometimes weird food is really good! And it really isn't…
EXCLUSIVE: Accidental Genitals
It's the #1 rule of marketing: Sex Sells! Attractive people wearing suggestive clothing or making "do me" eyes at the camera have nothing to do with 90% of the products being sold to us every day. And, yet - there…
King Dong Shot Syringes
Think you can take it all in one shot? Now's your chance! Take a knee and show off your talents with the King Dong shot syringe. It's just like all those other shot syringes we've used for taking jello shots,…
Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper
Hillary Clinton seems to be on everyone's shit list in 2016, so it was really only a matter of time before someone went and put her face on toilet paper. That time is now! We try to stay out of…
Millennial Falcon Mug
If Han Solo had been born in the year 1995, you know he'd be a fuckboy right now. Hanging out in a brightly colored snapback with non-prescription eyeglasses, spending cash he earned smuggling counterfeit iPhones on $2 cans of Tecate…
Wooden Spoon Rest
Keep it clean in the kitchen with a classy little spoon rest! Cooking at home is actually fun but a lot of people don't do it because it just feels like making a big mess that has to be dealt…