Animal Style Fries Air Freshener
Every lover of animal style fries needs this air freshener in their life! Animal style is a way of life. Know how you can tell? The next time you're in a fine fast food dining establishment that offers fries animal…
Remember the Dinos Patch
Remember the dinosaurs? Of course you don't! 99% of those poor bastards went extinct like a bajillion years ago. It's a bummer, too, because Jurassic Park would be such a lit vacation to take. But, no. Some stupid ass comet…
Hologram Lamp
This is just a cool, futuristic looking lamp that would fit in with any sort of "clean" aesthetic of a home or office space or anything like that. They have all sorts of designs. You can get ones featuring imagery…
Tabletop Ring Hook Game
Hopefully you've been fortunate enough in your life to find yourself having a delicious adult beverage in a bar or roadhouse or brewery or some such other business with a version of this game installed on the premises. The concept…
Collapsible Foam Roller
Iron out the kinks of your musculature while on the move! Foam rollers, if you don't know what you're looking at, are like having your very own masseuse on call for whenever you need or want. Just like you'd have…
Liquid Fudges
Chocolate addicts have a new reason to zombie walk to the kitchen for a fix! These packs of liquid fudge are simply wicked... You get six packets in every order and each single-serve packet is a different decadent flavor of…
EXCLUSIVE: Totally Rad TMNT Stuff
Brush off your Surfer Slang Thesaurus because it's Turtle Time, baby! drunkMall's legal team has advised us to point out that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is well within the realm of interest for adults of legal drinking age and therefore drunk…
How to Not Give a Fuck
Not giving a fuck. Apparently it's an art form and a subtle one at that. The "careless slacker" character has been kicking around in fiction for hundreds of years. What Mark Manson's book seems to suggest is that this stereotype…
Retro Can Coozies
There is an art to selecting a good can coozie. Fortunately, like most art forms that involve drinking beer, the rules are quite simple. The more random it is and the older it looks, the better. That's the only thing…
Searing Torch Attachment
You ever sit around and watch, say, 9 consecutive hours of Food Network, well, you're probably well on your way to catching the cooking bug, to say the least... Browsing the sale sections of Amazon... Looking to pick up those…