ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation
In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…
Sea Pinup Bowler Purse
Who could wait to get their tentacles on this purse?! This style of bag is called a bowler but it's way too cute for carrying around bowling balls! With an nautical theme of grasping octopus arms, the aqua color of…
Octopus Pint Glasses
Pint glasses with mysterious octopus tentacles rising up from the base, as if those strange creatures of the deep are reaching for the head of your delicious beer! If you missed The Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016, we unearthed…
EXCLUSIVE: Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016
This is the main event, people! 2016 was the first full year that drunkMall was in operation. (Of course, that didn't stop us from doing a Top Ten Drunk Buys of 2015, based on only a few months of info.)…
Octopus Table
Add some aquatic flair to your home or office with this unique and extravagant octopus table! The octopus is one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet (are we totally sure they aren't aliens?) and this is one that…
Cthulhu Leggings
Up from the depths of R'lyeh come these wicked Cthulhu leggings! Now, if you want to get technical about it, the manufacturer doesn't call these "cthulhu leggings" but we'd recognize that great Old One anywhere. Look at that monster -…
Octopus Ring
Careful of this ring. Once it gets a good grip on your finger, it might not ever let go! Okay, okay. It's not a real octopus and you're in no danger of losing a finger to it. But it is…
Cthulhu Monopoly
It's safe to say that H.P. Lovecraft never imagined that anything he ever wrote in his life would be turned in to one of the most popular board games in history. Thankfully, the limits of Lovecraft's imagination (as far out…
Giant Octopus Kite
Go fly a kite! Really, you totally can and should! This huge octopus kite just as easy to fly as any regular kite. Actually, since this kite requires no assembly at all, then it's probably even easier to fly than a…
Cthulhu Car Emblem
Feeling unrepresented in the tailgate emblem conversation? Christians have their Jesus fish. Scientists have the fish with legs on it (because evolution). And then both of those groups have versions of the fish making fun of the other group's fish..…
Finger Tentacles
It's too late. You can't unsee this. It's real, you saw it and now you can never go back to a time when this was a thing you didn't know existed. Why? Well, that's just how time works, you know.…
Cthulhu 2016 campaign button
Politics, right? It’s all BS. You think it’s gonna matter who’s president of America when The Great Old Ones return? Nah, son. Nah... Don’t know about you but we’re gonna make sure Cthulhu knows what side we were on the…