Man Cave Candles
These are supposed to be candles for dudes or whatever but let's real talk for a minute... No matter whether or not you were born with a ding dong, we should all be able to agree that the candle section…
SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge
National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…
Cactus Candles
Add a touch of the desert to your next mezcal tasting party with some adorable tea candles! Like an itty bitty bit of the Southwest in your home, these candles look just like tiny cactuses! Or cacti, if you will.…
Brain Candle
Calling all wannabe evil scientists! drunkMall can't make you any smarter so you're on your own with the science stuff but you know how the bad guy in the movie or cartoon always has a laboratory with shelves full of…
Raptor Egg Candle
For every person who can't watch Jurassic Park or Game of Thrones without wishing they could get their hands on some gargantuan lizard eggs, we found something fantastic! When brand-new, this candle looks like a big reptile egg. Light the…
New Mac-Scented Candle
Unboxing a brand new Mac is a truly singular experience. It should be, too, because companies like Apple spend a lot of time and money designing their packaging to be such an experience. Everything down to the level of resistance when…
Apple -> Fart Scented Prank Candle
Fall is just around the corner and we all know what that means. The leaves will change, fire pits across America will start to see more use and pumpkin spice everything will start flying off the shelves. That's right, fall is basically…
Wax Rope Candle
This candle has a timer built in to the design! Pretty much every candle will burn as long as you let it. Not necessarily a good thing. Houses have burned down because of it, for sure. This candle isn't like…
Smokey and The Bandit Prayer Candles
You can't get much better help than this when praying for the good old American life. The money, the glory, the fun... mostly the money! Considering that Smokey and The Bandit is the single greatest road chase movie ever made,…
Resurrection Candle
Candles have come a long way in the past couple hundred years. They used to drip wax all over the place and, every year or two, the servants would come through and collect all those mounds of melted wax and…
EXCLUSIVE: Mothers Day Gift Guide
Mother's Day is a week away but you've still got plenty of time to pick up the best present she's ever been given. In the age of free two-day shipping, we're only just now entering "last minute" territory! All moms…
Stay Puft Roasted Marshmallow-Scented Candle
There's nothing cuddlier than a giant marshmallow mascot man, as long as you don't make him angry! You wouldn't like him when he's angry... We first met the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in the original Ghostbusters and, if you remember correctly, the…