The Teatanic
It's almost hoodie season, which translates to "cardigan season" for everyone who's grown out of wearing hoodies. (Shame on you.) And if the weather's cooled down enough for outerwear then you know it's a suitable season for a spot of…
Coffee Gummy Cubes
Caffeine is maybe the most socially acceptable addiction. Which is great because caffeine is amazing and the fact that so many people use it and it's legal and all of that means we get to enjoy fantastic innovations in the…
EXCLUSIVE: Back to School Gift Guide
This is the most bullshit time of the year for a lot of people because it's when they return to college, where they're going into debt to learn shit they could look up on the Internet for free so they can have…
Chewable Coffee Cubes
Have your coffee in the form of a small snack! Chewable coffee cubes deliver your morning caffeine (as well as theanine and other supplements) in tidy little gummy cubes. Each cube contains about a half a cup of coffee's worth…
Cold Brew Coffee Maker
Drinking hot coffee in the Summer is... Just, what? Why would you want to do that at all? Like, "Oh, it's a hundred degrees outside. Who wants to go drink hot liquid together?" Nobody, Gary. Nobody wants to drink hot…
Duck Tea Infuser
People who drink tea apparently love stuff like this. Nobody knows why. Maybe it's all that tea. If you know someone who drinks a lot of tea, chances are good they'll get a kick out of this tea infuser that…
TARDIS Teapot
Unlike the TARDIS from your beloved Doctor Who, the TARDIS teapot can not, unfortunately, transport you to any point in time-space. The TARDIS teapot can, on the other hand, transport you to a time and place where you have a…
Coca-Cola Slushie Machine
Hands up if seeing that photo instantly gave you flashbacks to begging your mom to let you have a slushie while waiting in the checkout line at the store. Actually, screw putting your hands up - share this post instead!…
Flavored Coffee Lip Pouches
At first, this seemed like an unnecessarily disgusting solution to a problem that nobody has. Namely, how can we make coffee consumption less like drinking something from a cup and more like packing a wad of tobacco in your lip?…
EXCLUSIVE: The Hangover Survival Guide
Congratulations! You played yourself, yet again. It's the morning after. You're pretty sure you had an amazing time last night but you don't really remember. Let's hope it was an epic evening because your body is paying full retail price for it today...…
Energy Drink Blood Drip
Let's talk about HANGOVERS! Holy Hell... The day after a real barnburner is so punishing and it just gets worse and worse the older you get. Everyone has their favorite hangover cure - the official drunkMall remedy is spicy food…
Pussy energy drink
If you don't like puns, please click away from this post immediately. Everyone cool? All right, cool. Get your hands on some Pussy today! This Pussy is made in the UK but it's never been easier to order some Pussy…