One Pound Snickers Bar
Have you ever had a Snickers bar? They're delicious. Have you ever held something in your hand that weighed a pound? You don't know? Oh, well, here is a list of some things that weigh approximately one pound: a guinea…
Five Pound Bag of Gummy Bears
Oh you know that's right! FIVE POUNDS of gummy bears! Right off the bat, these are not the famous sugar-free gummy bears of death. These are 100% Haribo, Grade A, primo stuff - that good good! Now that we got that…
Jalapeno Corer with Grilling Rack
Man, it's been a little while since we had some HEAT up on drunkMall, you know? That spice is where it's at in life, people! It makes us feel alive! We need it! Seriously, spicy food is just as much…
20 Disposable Cameras
Before smartphones and digital cameras, before Instagram and Tumblr, we had disposable cameras. If you weren’t there, you may think this seems like a stupid idea. Pop back down and learn something. Disposable cameras were social media before social media.…
100 Pairs of Dice
Pop Quiz: when do you need dice? If you said, “Five minutes after a wormhole opens inside the game closet and blasts random stuff, like all the dice, into nineteen other dimensions,” congratulations - that is the correct answer! You’ve won…
10 Stacks of Fake Benjamins
Ever wanted to know what it’s like to have $10,000 in cash? Now you can(not)! Light cigars with (not real) $100 bills! Throw thousands of (not) dollars on top of a bed and get frisky with a loved one! For…
Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips
Possibly the ultimate drunk snack, salt and vinegar flavored potato chips should be a staple in every bar. Forget about pretzels. Throw those peanuts in the trash. Give us salt and vinegar crisps and we’ll be at the bar every…
100 Pairs of Sunglasses
Have you ever spent like $100 on a pair of sunglasses? You have?! Wow… How long did it take you to lose or break them, like, 3 months? Yeah, never buy expensive sunglasses. The lenses are gonna get scratched, your drunk…
4 Pack of El Yucateco Hot Sauce
If you eat in real Mexican restaurants and taquerias, you know exactly what’s in this bottle - spicy goodness! Add some heat to your meals at home with this variety pack of El Yucateco hot sauces: Red Chile Habanero Green…
Huge Box of Snacks – 50ct.
This is perfect for college students, people serving in the military or anyone who needs to keep an eye on their blood sugar. 50 individual servings of snacks and candy for less than $1 an item. The list of what’s…
3,000 “Jazzy ‘90s” Design Wax Paper Cups
You may not even realize you missed seeing this design everywhere until this very moment. But, now, it’s here before you and the nostalgia, it’s taking over… Buying 10 or 20 of these cups, hardly worth a laugh - but…
5 Pound Gummy Bear
We know what you’re thinking. Buy the 5 pound gummy bear and push the engagement ring into the middle of it, then give it to her as a proposal gift. Honestly? It’s a brilliant move and she’s lucky to have…