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Beer Pong Upgrades

EXCLUSIVE: Beer Pong Upgrades

There are other drinking games but very few other drinking sports have achieved such widespread popularity as the illustrious endeavor of Beer Pong. Yes, if bowling is a sport then beer pong is 100% a sport. As a party pastime, beer pong…

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Skull Necklace Watch

Skull Necklace Watch

Keep an eye on the time before it all runs out! What appears to be a hefty, bronze-colored skull pendant is in reality a stylish watch. This isn't a sugar skull by any means but the design of the skull,…

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Katana Bookends

Katana Bookends

Knowledge is like a sharp sword. Or at least that sounds like some smart shit from some 1500 year old samurai poem. It probably is. Keep the books on your shelf orderly in a unique way with a set of…

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Giant Jenga

Giant Jenga

Regular sized Jenga seems so puny next to this giant version. It's a game of strategy, skill and finesse but let's not pretend the whole point of Jenga is to see who will be the one to make the tower…

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Penis Gym

Penis Gym

Time to get ya dick strong! All these dudes spending hours up in a gym, making the arms big, making the legs big, getting the abs ripped... But what about the love muscle? Can't forget about the love muscle! Strengthening…

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LED Ice Luge

LED Ice Luge

An ice luge is one of those things that's seen in a lot of movies but not found in many real life situations. They've got 'em in, like, Las Vegas, probably some bars in Miami and then a bunch of…

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Faceless Watch

Faceless Watch

Finally! There's no reason for a watch to have a face in 2016. Think about it. What is a watch? It's literally a clock, shrunk down and strapped to a person's wrist. That is Stone Age technology, at this point.…

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Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser

Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go... over to the home bar and pour a stiff drink at the end of the day! Whatever possessed humans to build water fountains with little peeing boys, the same thing lead to the…

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Classic Run DMC Shirt

Classic Run DMC Shirt

It's like that and that's the way it is! Because the Run DMC logo is one of those things that's been copied to death over the years, it's worth reminding everyone that it's more than a logo. Honestly, as far…

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Eject Button Car Lighter

Eject Button Car Lighter

If life were half as interesting as the cartoons of our childhood would have us believe, cars would come with EJECT buttons. But they don't. Fortunately, this is a problem that can be fixed, right here and right now. Of…

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Leather-Bound Dragon Journal

Leather-Bound Dragon Journal

Despite what the movies would have us believe, you don't have to know hundreds of magic spells or the hidden location of ancient buried treasure to jot things down in a sick leather-bound journal with mystical creatures on the cover. Ask…

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