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Quadcopter Drone with 4K Ultra HD Video Camera

Quadcopter Drone with 4K Ultra HD Video Camera

This is a serious drone! With such great ratings and reviews, the Quadcopter is hard to beat! Incredible controls keep the 4K Ultra HD footage stable but with a high accident rating, it’s durable, too! The description says it’s illegal…

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88-inch Curved 4k Ultra HD LED TV

88-inch Curved 4k Ultra HD LED TV

This TV costs $20,000! That’s a ton of money! To be fair, it does have a huge, curved screen and that seems like it must be special and cool. So if you’ve got the wad for it... And if you…

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Never Soggy, Always Crunchy cereal bowl

Never Soggy, Always Crunchy cereal bowl

Welp, looks like we’re going to be buying way more cereal to make up for all of the soggy bullshit we ate as kids because nobody was smart enough to invent this… This bowl is so simple and awesome! There’s…

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Self-Stirring Mug

Self-Stirring Mug

Ooh, this is great! Now, you might think, “Who needs a mug that stirs itself at the press of a button?” Well, friend, we’ll tell you some people who might want one! Your mom Lazy people People who forget to drink…

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The Godzilla Collection, Volumes 1 and 2

The Godzilla Collection, Volumes 1 and 2

There used to be at least one good Godzilla movie marathon a year on TV when we were kids. If you never watched one, you have no idea what you’re missing. Godzilla movies follow a very simple formula and it’s…

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Mini Sriracha to Go Keychain Bottles

Mini Sriracha to Go Keychain Bottles

Never suffer through a bland meal again! Take 1.6 ounces of sriracha with you wherever you go in a flip-top leak proof bottle on your keychain! Not only are the bottles officially licensed by Huy Fong Foods and made with…

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Lucky Charms Marshmallows T-Shirt

Lucky Charms Marshmallows T-Shirt

Based on how many of you ordered the bulk bags of cereal marshmallows, it’s safe to say this shirt will be a hit at drunkMall! Super-soft, high quality fabric with a realistic print of Lucky Charms marshmallows - what’s not…

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Spiked Punk Rock Sunglasses

Spiked Punk Rock Sunglasses

First things first, these sell out fast but they’re coming back in stock on Oct. 7, so pre-order now and you’ll have it in time for your Halloween costumes! Now, how badass are these sunglasses? It’s like if Andrew Dice…

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“PAWS” t-shirt

“PAWS” t-shirt

Just when you thought it was safe to forget about parody t-shirts of ‘70s blockbuster films… It’s PAWS, the t-shirt! This adorable kitten take on the iconic JAWS movie poster should make for an easy icebreaker no matter where you wear…

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Extra EXTRA Large Memory Foam “Bean” Bag

Extra EXTRA Large Memory Foam “Bean” Bag

Bean bags used to be one of those things that seemed really cool and fun until you actually had one and it died a slow, pitiful death while leaking little white pellets all over the place… This “bean” bag is like…

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USB Mixtapes

USB Mixtape gift set

This is so cool! If you’ve never made an actual mixtape (or CD) for another person, you have no idea how special that gift can be for someone to receive. Making playlists for people just isn’t the same. The problem…

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Professional Quality Police Handcuffs

Professional Quality Police Handcuffs

We definitely aren’t lawyers or anything but we’re pretty sure you can legally use these handcuffs on another person as long as you have their permission… Just be sure you know where the key is at all times because if…

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