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2-in-1 Beanbag Chair and Bed

2-in-1 Beanbag Chair and Bed

Remember that enormous “beanbag” we posted a while back? That thing’s incredible and a person could for sure sleep on it if they wanted. This beanbag* is a little more snug when it comes to seating more than one person. However,…

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Sushi Rolls Made Easy

Sushi Rolls Made Easy

Got any idea how much money sushi chefs make? It’s a lot. Know why? Because creating sushi is an art form. And not, like, “I take neat pictures with my phone and put them on Instagram and have 100k followers” or “I…

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Bagpipes

Bagpipes

We knew the idea of buying a set of bagpipes while drunk was hilarious before this website was even finished being built. In fact, the very idea of it is what made us want to start drunkMall in the first…

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Knight Rider “KITT” USB Car Charger

Knight Rider “KITT” USB Car Charger

Awwww, hell yeah! The #BlackoutFriday Countdown keeps on rolling our most irresistible finds your way! This is about as cool as it gets, provided your console has room for it. The device cycles through 11 of KITT’s signature phrases and the…

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Hidden TV Wall Mount

Hidden TV Wall Mount

Honestly, the fact that this wall mount disguises the TV as a normal framed painting, while cool, is nowhere near enough to get a spot on our #BlackoutFriday Countdown. So why is it on here? When the TV is extended…

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Countdown to “Blackout Friday”

Countdown to “Blackout Friday”

Everyone’s doing Black Friday countdowns and we’re just not into that. Not because we want to convince you we’re opposed to capitalism or any other such obviously phony PR attempts. But because all the stuff people are putting on sale…

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“Knight’s Armor” Visored Helmet Hoodie

“Knight’s Armor” Visored Helmet Hoodie

We’re getting our #BlackoutFriday Countdown started with a bang! We expected to be sent one of these when we finally win the Internet. But now that we’re making our own money, we can fulfill our destiny right now and grab…

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Bourbon Soaked Toothpicks

Bourbon Soaked Toothpicks

On one hand, this is indulgence on a decadent level. On the other hand, eh, yeah, there is no other hand but we’d love to get our hands on some of these toothpicks! “Steeped with six-year-old barrel aged KY straight…

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Automatic Mah Jong Table

Automatic Mah Jong Table

We like to imagine that we know an elderly Chinese lady who would love us forever and ever if we got her a table that automatically shuffles and properly stacks the tiles for a game of Mah Jong between her…

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tile: Bluetooth Trackers

tile: Bluetooth Trackers

This! Tile is an app that works with a set of bluetooth trackers to find literally any of the things we’re always losing: keys, wallet, dog, anything that can be tagged with a Tile tracker! Here’s the kicker. If the…

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‘90s "Jazz Design" Boat Shorts

‘90s “Jazz Design” Boat Shorts

Remember these cups? They’ve made such a huge comeback that now people (apparently) want to have the same design on their clothing. That’s understandable. You know, look at the type of things people will get tattooed on themselves. Wait- Does…

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Fingertip Food Tongs

Fingertip Food Tongs

We need more inventions focused on helping drunk people avoid appearing as sloppy as they may or may not be. Trongs (reason for the name unclear) are miniature food tongs you can place on your fingertips to handle messy, greasy…

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