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The Beer Belly Hidden Flask

The Beer Belly Hidden Flask

Believe it or not, science has created a Beer Belly that someone might actually want to have. Thanks, science! The BeerBelly gives you the "freedom to beverage," using a sort-of reverse backpack type of sling wth a bladder that can…

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Ice Bucket Tee Shirt

Ice Bucket Tee Shirt

Okay, so, you know how there are "pocket tees," which are tee shirts with a pocket on them? This is more like a pocket with a t-shirt on it. Bucket Tees has been around since 2014 and they specialize in making…

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Save Water Drink Beer bag

Save Water Drink Beer bag

Drunk shopping is obviously way better (and safer) when done online - preferably at drunkMall.com, duh! But that doesn't mean you can't show your support for drinking beer while doing some shopping the old way. It's an important issue in these…

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Pink Flamingo Beer Bong

Pink Flamingo Beer Bong

Do people who live in trailer parks still put fake pink flamingos in their tiny little yards? When was the last time anyone even saw a trailer park? Anyway, if you don't know, that's a thing people used to do…

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144 Beer Pong Balls

144 Beer Pong Balls

Name one thing that wouldn't be better if it had balls. That's right, you can't! Huh, what's that? Didn't quite hear you there? No, YOU'RE a post on a website that it would be pointless to try talking to with…

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Drink-a-Palooza Game

Drink-A-Palooza Game

Drink-A-Palooza is a very, very fun drinking game - some say the ultimate. What's your favorite drinking game? If you said pretty much any game that anyone else has ever heard of, it's probably a part of this game, too.…

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Magnetic Drop Shots Set

Magnetic Drop Shots set

There is more to life than jagerbombs. In fact, there's a whole world of drop shots out there, waiting to be dropped and shot. Drop shots are also known as bomb shots or "depth charges" and some of our favorites…

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The Michigan Mitten

Cupholder Mittens

  File this one under #NEEDS, right? It's cold. You're drunk and maybe your hand's a little numb. You drop your beer. It's a tragic tale and one we've all lived a time or two but it's time to put…

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Can Crusher

Can Crusher

Empty cans take up a lot of space You ever think about that? People who go through, say for example, a 12-pack (of Surge) a night - these problems present themselves. There’s some super complicated physics explanation for why it…

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“Game of Thrones” Inspired Oxhorn Ale Tankard

Extra-Large Oxhorn Ale Tankard

  Game of Thrones-inspired ale tankards, hand-made from real ox horn! You can’t really tell in the photo but this thing is gigantic. AleHorn’s site says it holds 16+ oz. but each horn is unique so that’s just, like, a…

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Threadbare Budweiser t-shirt

Threadbare Budweiser t-shirt

With the best t-shirts, it's pretty much a gamble whether or not every time you wear them will be the last time. One snag while you’re walking and it’s all over. But it’s so worth it. Threadbare shirts like this…

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The Shower Beer Buddy

The Shower Beer Buddy

Did you know there is an entire sect of society built around enjoying alcoholic beverages while in the shower? It’s real. A lot of these people hang out at /r/showerbeer and just kinda let each other know that, yes, they…

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