Food Pillows
Some tasty home accent options, here. Throw pillows can really make or break a sofa. It's hard to imagine a couch that wouldn't be complimented by a pillow that looks like a slice of orange, kiwi or watermelon! Taking advantage…
Cash Stash Throw Pillow
Trap is life, right? Right. All that hustling should do more than just pay the bills. At the end of the day, you want to be able to decorate your home with some decent furnishings... A nice sofa... Some damn…
Vampire Unicorn Blanket
Not all unicorns are perfectly white and symbolic of peace and innocence, you know. Some of 'em are downright wicked fuckers, they are! Take this lesser-known vampiric subspecies of unicorn. Purple coat, dark mane, pink eyes and menacing bat-like wings...…
EXCLUSIVE: Back to School Gift Guide
This is the most bullshit time of the year for a lot of people because it's when they return to college, where they're going into debt to learn shit they could look up on the Internet for free so they can have…
Nicolas Cage Pillowcases
Sweet dreams are made of this Nicolas Cage pillowcase! Possibly the sexiest pillow case in existence, please remember that many doctors recommend people not spend their entire lives laying in bed. Turns out, walking around and having a social life…
Starry Nightmare Before Christmas Pillow Cover
Someone get Tim Burton on the phone and tell him we've got a project that's better than anything he's done in years. It's a reboot of The Nightmare Before Christmas but set in the universe of Van Gogh's famed Starry…
Bed Climate Control Machine
There's a science to getting a bedroom the right temperature for sleeping. It takes years, even decades to learn this science. Night after night of going to sleep with a blanket and waking up in the middle of the night,…
EXCLUSIVE: Mothers Day Gift Guide
Mother's Day is a week away but you've still got plenty of time to pick up the best present she's ever been given. In the age of free two-day shipping, we're only just now entering "last minute" territory! All moms…
Jay and Silent Bob pillow
It's been a long time since we've heard from Jay and Silent Bob. We'll never forget, though. Will we? Those of us who grew up with Clerks, even the ones who came on board with Jay and Silent Bob Strike…
Childrens Shark Sleeper
So your kid snuck back out of bed, watched a 2am airing of Jaws: The Revenge and now has a debilitating fear of sharks which becomes a whole thing every night at bedtime. It happens. What better way to pre-empt such…
Lionel Richie Pillowcase
How would you like to run with the night, straight off to Slumberland by resting your weary head on a Lionel Richie pillowcase? Can you think of a better face to see before laying down to sleep all night long?…