Bear Coat from Workaholics
Workaholics is one of the funniest shows currently on television. The episode where Blake spends all his money on a sick bear coat is one of the best. The duders are trying to score some tickets to a basketball game…
Fake Bear Rug
Luxurious rugs made from the hide of big, dangerous animals are synonymous with wealth. On the other hand, killing an animal for no reason other than to make a rug out of its body is synonymous with being a douche. If you're…
Grumpy Care Bear sticker
Of the ten original Care Bears (and don't even pretend like any other Care Bears matter), Grumpy Bear is 100% the best bear. Every other bear was basically the same, happy bear! Grumpy Bear is the only Care Bear with…
Five Pound Bag of Gummy Bears
Oh you know that's right! FIVE POUNDS of gummy bears! Right off the bat, these are not the famous sugar-free gummy bears of death. These are 100% Haribo, Grade A, primo stuff - that good good! Now that we got that…
Chamoy-Flavored Gummy Bears
We're going to assume you don't know what chamoy is because most people probably don't know. It's kind of like sangria, in that it's actual flavor can vary wildly based on what it's made out of but it's all called…
Teddy Brosevelt Long-Sleeve Shirt
Here's something you may not know about Teddy Roosevelt: When he was campaigning in 1912, someone shot him in the chest. Since he didn't die, Teddy decided he was fine and went ahead to give his scheduled 90-minute speech. That's…
Panda Hoodie
Super cute clothes that are way comfortable always have a place in the wardrobe. We call this stuff "hangover chic" because it requires minimal effort to mask the ill-effects of a hardcore evening the night before. So it's basically brunch…
Super-Sized Teddy Bear
You used to have to drop $500 on some carnival racket before you could go home with a giant stuffed animal this size. A great big teddy bear makes a good cuddle companion on binge-watching days at home. In the…
Sexy Polar Bear Outfit
Polar Bears are one of the most vicious and efficient killing machines on the planet. So it makes perfect sense that ladies would want to dress themselves up like a sexy one for Winter cocktail parties. The description doesn’t say…
Drunk Christmas Teddy Bear
Teddy Booze makes drunk teddy bears which are pretty adorable and remind us of every fat, drunk uncle we’ve ever seen at a family gathering! The line of Christmas bears come with colored Santa hats and a matching mini beer…
5 Pound Gummy Bear
We know what you’re thinking. Buy the 5 pound gummy bear and push the engagement ring into the middle of it, then give it to her as a proposal gift. Honestly? It’s a brilliant move and she’s lucky to have…
Life Size Bear Cutout
Because you haven’t known fear until you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and don’t remember that you ordered a 7-foot tall cardboard bear… And that goes double for your roommate. Ever watch comedies from the…