Elephant Drain Container
This elephant never forgets to keep water from collecting at the bottom of its body! Many homes have little containers by some, if not all, the sinks in the place. A little cup by the bathroom sinks to keep toothpaste…
EXCLUSIVE: Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016
This is the main event, people! 2016 was the first full year that drunkMall was in operation. (Of course, that didn't stop us from doing a Top Ten Drunk Buys of 2015, based on only a few months of info.)…
Psycho Shower Canvas Print
Deadly cool artwork for the horror aficionado! Taking the most infamous kill scene in cinema history as inspiration, this piece depicts a mysterious kitchen knife-wielding hand creeping towards a young woman taking a shower. Naturally, we recommend hanging this canvas…
EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post
Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…
Living the Dream Shower Curtain
Get your mind right every morning with a reminder of that good life! Maybe you're already living it, maybe not. But if you think about what it takes to really be happy, well, it ain't much. Good food, good fun,…
Illumibowl Toilet Light
Sick of those boring trips to the toilet in the middle of the night? Of course you are! Who isn't? It's like you're asleep, having an a-ma-zing time with Hugh Jackman letting you in on the secret that they really did…
EXCLUSIVE: Blackout Friday Countdown 2016
At 12:01am on Nov. 1, multi-million dollar marketing campaigns roll out to remind all of you good little consumers that the biggest shopping day (or weekend... or week... or whatever they decide it's gonna be this year) is only three…
Easy Back Shaver
Manscapers rejoice! It's really never been easy for dudes to keep their backs clean-shaven. Especially for single guys because of the obvious "reach" problem but even for a man in a relationship. Asking your significant other - whom, ideally, you'd…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
So, the second Presidential debate happened earlier tonight and - full disclosure - this post is being written on September 30th, so we haven't actually seen the debate (because it won't be happening for another week) but if it's anything like…
Ultimate Shower Caddy
If you don't have at least 10 different items in your shower at all times then you're practically undateable by modern standards. No, a shower beer doesn't count! But half of you live in shitty studio apartments with bathrooms so…
Pizza Night Light
Worried about the monster in your closet? Like so many other problems in life, pizza may be the solution! This magnificent night light is made to resemble a tiny piece of cheese pizza resting atop a plain white paper plate,…