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Perpetual Motion Machine

Perpetual Motion Machine

Hear that? It's the sound of all two dozen physicists who read the title of this post and began furiously attacking their keyboards to rant about how perpetual motion machines are "literally impossible" and yadda yadda... We know. This is…

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Hoop Fever

GIFT GUIDE: Hoop Fever

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck arguing over what hunting season it is looks a lot like drunkMall HQ getting excited about what sports season it is. Football season! Basketball season! Football season! Basketball- You get the idea... NBA draft is…

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Scale Model Planets

Scale Model Planets

Gain a different perspective with scale models of some celestial bodies! Little Planet Factory does exactly what you'd expect from a company with that name: churn out top-quality replicas from our solar system, only smaller. The largest globe currently available…

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Micro-Magic 8 Ball

GIVEAWAY: Micro-Magic 8 Ball

Life is hard. So much uncertainty. And, ugh, one decision after another that needs to be made. Take out the guesswork with a Magic 8 Ball! "But drunkMall, I can't leave every major decision of my life up to an…

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Chain-Reaction Pong Ball Launchers

Chain-Reaction Pong Ball Launchers

A fun and unique toy for everyone who gets a kick out of cause-and-effect playing out right before their eyes! For fans of games like Mousetrap, YouTube videos of Rube Goldberg machines, target practice dunk tanks at the fair and…

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Automatic Beer Pong Ball Rinser

Automatic Beer Pong Ball Rinser

Everyone could use a little help keeping their balls clean! The world's FIRST portable beer pong ball washer is here and it's called The Clean Cup. Keep this automatic beer pong ball washer near the beer pong table - whether…

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Christmas Cash Spending Bash

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Cash Spending Bash

Okay, people, this is what we play for! As of right now it is Christmas mutha flippin' Eve and that means we're well on the inside of 24 hours until the annual ritual of reaping many gifts and rewards for…

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Shoot the Moon

Shoot the Moon

A classic game, requiring finesse and dexterity - it's Shoot the Moon. This game has been around since the 1940s but you don't need any more information on its history than that because A) it's clearly an awesome game if…

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Skee Ball Machine

Skee Ball Machine

It's a dream come true for every kid who dropped more than a roll of quarters on Skee Ball at a Chuck E. Cheese - your very own Skee Ball machine! This is not a "home version" or smaller scale…

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Virus Stress Ball

Virus Stress Ball

Stress balls have mutated! Whatever strain of virus or plague this is, it does look pretty gnarly... Without pressure applied, it looks like an ordinary squeeze ball. Blue with a black honeycomb grid all around the surface. But when squeezed,…

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Testicular Tea Bag

Testicular Tea Bag

Tired of everyone assuming you aren't tough because you drink tea instead of coffee? Put some balls in your cup! It's the Testicle Teabag, y'all! Take that tired metal tea ball infuser you've been using and throw that shit in…

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Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…

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