Bacon Towel
It's a good thing this hand towel isn't as greasy as it looks! The quality of printing on these things is really getting out of control. It almost looks too real... Even the most devout bacon lover may shy away from…
Bourbon Barrel Aged Bacon Roses
Flowers, jewelry, kale shakes... Those kinds of gifts only work on a certain type of person. The rest of us are typically classified as "difficult to shop for" but that's not really true. We just like different things, like avoiding…
Bacon Piggy Bank
Have you ever heard the phrase “saved your bacon”? That actually comes from the very first piggy banks, which were literally made out of bacon. Nah, we just made that bullshit up. But this is a piggy bank that looks like bacon.…
Ready-to-Eat Breakfast Sandwich Machine
It’s a wonderful thing, the breakfast sandwich. It’s even more wonderful to be able to make them at home. Now, we previously featured another great gadget like this on the site but we like this one even better because it’s…
Savage Jerky Co.’s Sriracha Bacon
Like reading that headline doesn’t instantly sell it. Do us a favor and pretend everything we’re about to say is contributing in some way. We’d never heard of sriracha bacon before Savage Jerky offered to send us some. It’s unbelievable.…
DIY Bacon Bowls
Bowls are cool but they’re never made out of bacon and sometimes they should be! Someone finally figured out how big of a deal this is and made this product to help you cook bacon into a little bowl, which you…
Bacon-Flavored Lip Balm
When it comes to novelty bacon items, it can go two ways: really good or really bad… Either this lip balm tastes and smells exactly like delicious bacon, causing you to look forward to waking up every morning and slathering…
Bacon Flavored Lube
Bacon, bacon, bacon… Whenever bacon was invented was a truly great moment in the history of the world. Can you imagine what the person who discovered bacon must have been thinking? Hopefully that person and their family became rich because…