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Shiny Silver Marching Suit

Shiny Silver Marching Suit

Wouldn't you look absolutely radiant in this super shiny marching uniform suit? This one's for everyone who ever watched a parade go by and thought, "Shit, I could rock that outfit..." Those clean white pants are included in the order.…

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Solar Powered Phone Charger

Solar Powered Phone Charger

Charge your mobile device on the go in a plane, train or automobile - anything with windows in the daytime! Let everyone else fight over the car lighter plug or that much needed wall outlet. Find a comfortable seat by…

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Creepy Brangelina Masks

Brad and Angelina Masks

For one magical night in October, it can be as though all is well in Tinseltown! Hollywood's mega-couple reunites in a pair of Halloween masks. But if there's one thing we've learned from our October reading (*cough* The Monkey's Paw…

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Battery Problems Shirt

Battery Problems Shirt

If you ever need someone to do you a favor, wait until they're on 10% battery life and you have a charger. Having a fully charged smartphone battery is like the opposite of the feeling you get when you find out…

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Glow in the Dark Snake Earring

Glow in the Dark Snake Ear Cuff

It's all about the accessories. Everyone knows that. An outfit is an outfit is an outfit. If you haven't figured out how to dress yourself by now, whatever. You're hopeless. But if you can go into your closet and come…

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Watermelon Slicer and Server

Watermelon Slicer and Server

As the weather turns from warm to windy, those gatherings of friends and family you'd normally have outdoors move inside the house. All that sloppy drunkenness, sticky food and social mayhem goes from the backyard - the easily-hosed-off, "let nature…

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Nespresso Intense Family Pack

Nespresso Intense Family Pack

IS YOUR FAMILY JUST TOO INTENSE FOR REGULAR VARIETY FAMILY PACKS OF SINGLE SERVE COFFEE DRINKS?!?! WELL PAUSE YOUR DVR RECORDING OF THE X GAMES FOR A MINUTE AND HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES BECAUSE WE FOUND JUST THE THING…

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Gorilla Prisoner Costume

Gorilla Prisoner Costume

Put yourself in a cage this Halloween! This hilarious costume gives the illusion that you're being held prisoner in a cage by a (presumably hostile) gorilla! There are two fundamental approaches to a Halloween costume. One is to do it…

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Shakespeare's Star Wars

Shakespeare’s Star Wars

Dost thou enjoy thine parables of science and of fiction? Even though Hollywood loves nothing more than "rebooting" a tried and true franchise, it would take no less than 75 individual people losing their collective minds in order for there to be…

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Amateur Hour Beer Pong Cups

Amateur Hour Beer Pong Cups

You know how when you go bowling with a small child you can get those bumpers that lay in the gutters and make it impossible to roll a gutterball? This is kinda like that but for beer pong. These cups…

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Donald Trump Toilet Paper

Donald Trump Toilet Paper

So, the second Presidential debate happened earlier tonight and - full disclosure - this post is being written on September 30th, so we haven't actually seen the debate (because it won't be happening for another week) but if it's anything like…

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Killer Halloween Costumes

EXCLUSIVE: Killer Halloween Costumes

This ain't the year to dress up as a clown for Halloween, okay? Grabbing a cheap makeup kit and making yourself look like busted ass ICP fan might have been good enough to get you in to the costume party…

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