Creepy Face Masks
This is a kit of face masks that are supposed to do different things that are supposed to be really good for your face and skin and beauty stuff and stuff. And they're probably great at that. But they also…
Godzilla Cup Holder from Taco Bell in 1998
Anyone who was older than ten years old when the 1998 Godzilla movie (starring Matthew Broderick and about $128 million worth of other stuff) came out, should remember the Taco Bell marketing campaign. If you think you don't remember it,…
EXCLUSIVE: Watch Out
The wristwatch is just now hitting its stride because nobody really needs one anymore. When most of us are walking around with smartphones, there isn't much of a reason to strap a device to our wrist that does nothing but…
Rope Handled Door Stopper
Rubber doorstep wedges are so over. Nowadays we keep loose doors shut and tight doors propped open using these weighty cloth blocks with convenient rope handles on top. And just like our welcome mats and welcome signs and other things that…
Electrically Heated House Booties
There is no excuse for having cold feet when you live in a world with these booties! Forget about those house shoes packed full of beads that you put in the microwave to heat up. Yeah, they'll keep your feet…
How to Play Star Wars Music on the Recorder
It's some of the most famous music ever written in this or any other galaxy and you can learn to play it yourself! ...on a recorder! You remember recorders. It's that musical instrument that's, like, not really a flute but…
One-Tenth Scale Ark of The Covenant
We watch Indiana Jones movies a lot here at drunkMall HQ, so we feel pretty qualified to say that this scale model of the Ark of the Covenant is very accurate. This probably exists because... Well, actually, there's no telling…
Your Photos on Rolls of Paper
Fucking finally... It's been a long hard road to travel without being able to get your social media photograph uploads transferred over to long rolls of paper but the journey was well worth it because here we are in 2017 with…
Pikachu Onesie
Choose warmth this winter with a Pikachu onesie! When temperatures get low, your first thought might be how nice it would be to snuggle up to a Snorlax or capture a Charizard to hang out in the living room and…
Liquor Flavored Candies
Enjoy the fun flavors of your favorite liquors guilt-free with a six pack of hard alcohol-flavored and sugar free candies! There is NO ALCOHOL CONTENT in these candies! It's not like those chocolates with real liqueur inside of them. No…
Bottle Top Shot Glasses
Give recycled beer bottles a permanent use in your home by letting them serve as shot glasses! Top Shots are made from the tops of real beer bottles, complete with a bottle cap. (You should obviously not try to remove…
Boardless Skateboard
Tired of busting your ass trying to learn how to ride a skateboard? Why not try busting your ass trying to learn how to ride this instead?! Orbitwheel skates are basically just a pair of oversized loops that you step…