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Ferrofluid Desk Toy

Ferrofluid Desk Toy

Here's something for all of you "social media managers" sitting at your desks, pretending to work when really you're just browsing reddit and Facebook to kill time before you check LinkedIn again to see if anyone in your "network" has a…

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Joking Hazard Game

Joking Hazard Game

Anyone who's never laughed at a Cyanide & Happiness comic strip needs to stop reading this website right now, cancel all of their social plans for the next week and a half, hook yourself up to a saline drip and…

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Love Stinks

EXCLUSIVE: Love Stinks!

In the perpetual transition from one holiday to the next, we've now reached the point in the year at which is will soon be Valentine's Day. You're already aware of this because there's no earthly possible way that you wouldn't…

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Movie-Inspired Cocktail Recipes

Movie-Inspired Cocktail Recipes

Something about seeing actors indulge in a vice onscreen makes that vice seem like the best thing you could do with your body in this life. Don't believe that? Fine. Watch basically any movie about criminals while you're trying to quit smoking…

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Biggie Blacklight Poster

Biggie Blacklight Poster

Blacklights and posters specifically made to look cool under blacklights are just not a thing like they used to be a thing. Please believe that this used to be a T-H-I-N-G! Like, if you could go back to the early…

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Octopus Pint Glasses

Octopus Pint Glasses

Pint glasses with mysterious octopus tentacles rising up from the base, as if those strange creatures of the deep are reaching for the head of your delicious beer! If you missed The Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016, we unearthed…

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Wireless Headphones Receiver

Wireless Headphones Receiver

You don't have to spring for expensive wireless headphones! Podo Labs is about to release JACK, which is a small device that makes any headphone wireless. The little clip-on unit has a bluetooth receiver. You simply plug your regular headphones'…

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Stackable Fish Condos

Stackable Fish Condos

Fish are the oh-fish-ial pet of cleanly people who don't want all the hair, shit and chaos of owning a cat or a dog. Cats and dogs are amazing but they aren't for everyone or every living situation. Fish, on…

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Peanut Butter Popcorn

Peanut Butter Popcorn

Is it someone's job to come up with snack ideas like this? Someone send us an email or something, please. We have things to discuss. Back to the top at hand, this is a bag of Moon Rocks, which is…

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Cigarette Butts Sweater

Cigarette Butts Sweater

If you're wondering whether or not this sweatshirt is what's considered fashionable these days, you can stop wondering because young adults will wear the shit out of this. Why? Are you serious? Have you been paying attention to fashion even…

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Tits Out Wrist Rest Mousepad

Tits Out Wrist Rest Mousepad

Sitting at a computer all day every day can be really bad for your body. That's not what your system was made to do, like even a little bit, so you probably need to make adjustments to your setup to…

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Garden Gnome Monster Massacre

Garden Gnome Monster Massacre

If anyone knows how the whole stupid garden gnome trend got started, keep it to yourself because nobody cares and we've moved on to making fun of that shit by parodying it in sick and cruel ways. drunkMall has a…

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