Great Nudes Coffee Mug
Dicks and titties make the world go 'round. Just go to any museum and count the dicks and titties in there - we'll wait. Yeah, yeah - that's "art" and we're being "crass" about it. Whatever. Old dicks and titties…
Bunny Peep Ring
If you like it then you gotta put a ring on it and this ring is for everyone who likes Peeps. Scratch that - this one's for everyone who loves Peeps. Nobody likes Peeps. You either love Peeps or you…
Boyfriend Pillow
Don't get sucked in to the hype! You don't need to get into a relationship just to have that feeling of falling asleep with an arm around you because guess what: there's a pillow for that now! The Boyfriend Pillow…
Mobile Projector
Walking around with a big screen TV in your pocket ain't no big deal, kids - this is 2017! The Cube is a mere 2 inches on every side, yet it projects up to 120 inches of display! That's a…
Ink Made from Pollution
Looks like we finally found a practical use for some of the air pollution humans create on a daily basis. Now, we don't know how this works because we're too lazy to read any of the information that is surely…
Ultimate Werewolf Party Game
Anyone who's spent a decent amount of time in the chat rooms of a service that allows bots to be built for that platform knows this game. Traditionally known as Mafia, you've seen this game played as Werewolf on IRC clients…
Swan Bath Lights
Bathtime. A relaxing time for self-care and perhaps some meditative self-reflection. Turn the lights down low, put on some relaxing music and just zen yourself out for a while. And if you'd like to have a friend or three with…
Janice in Accounting Mug
Of all the fucks in all the world, Janice in Accounting gives the least. Like, if it's possible for there to be a black hole of giving a fuck then that black hole exists in the form of a human…
Giant Pocky
Snacks are good so bigger snacks are more good. That's just science. Or physics. Or something... Who cares - snacks! Now if you haven't yet had yourself some Pocky in this lifetime, what are you waiting for? You only live…
Package Pouches
It's not a proper present unless it's been gift wrapped, fellas. Remember that. You can put in the work on those ab muscles, manscape* the mainstage for curtain call and plan the reveal down to the smallest details - but in…
Wooden Rocket Lamps
Throw your interior design back to the Atomic Age's concept of space travel! Think, like, how cartoonists would draw a rocket ship in the 1950s. Back in the days of Marvin the Martian and comic books about aliens invading the…
GIVEAWAY: Edible Cake Candles
There really should be a law against putting inedible things that look delicious literally on top of and inside of edible things that are delicious. Yeah, we're talking about cake candles and it's been a problem for a while now.…