Giant Carabiner
#LifeHack: if you get one of these giant carabiners and leave it in the trunk of your car then you can pretty much always get all of your groceries in one trip by hooking it through all of the plastic…
Viking Drinking Horn
It doesn’t get much more awesome than drinking mead out of of your real ox-horn drinking vessel. There's just something about doing a thing the way people a thousand years ago did that thing. It's amazing, if you think about…
Badass Leather Jacket
This is the kind of leather jacket everyone thinks about buying but nobody ever does. Why?! Why doesn’t anybody ever buy this kind of leather jacket… This style! It's adventurous, daresay, thrilling? Of course, having a motorcycle would really help…
USB Wall Charger/Spy Cam
Trying to catch someone handling some shady business on the phone? If only there was a way to see what’s draining their battery so fast! Or, actually, it makes more sense to use this to make sure nobody is trying…
Game of Thrones Wax Seal Coasters
Show allegiance to your liege lord while resting the finest of Dornish wines or a good Northern ale on these official Game of Thrones coasters! Sometimes the only good thing about a week is that it's over and now we're…
Cereal Marshmallows
This is basically a bag of just the marshmallows from those cereals you know and love. What more do you need? What more could you even want? This is pure craziness. Think about it. There's a thing that has some whatever…
Boo-Boos Gross-Out Bandages
These gross-out adhesive bandages provide all the benefits of regular adhesive bandages, while making things look much, much worse than they are! There are several varieties and some of them are truly horrible to look at. Ulcerous lesions and... ugh,…
Floating Orb Bluetooth Speaker
Magnets - how do they work? This bluetooth speaker is too cool, ICE cool, even. With glowing blue lights, the ICE Orb levitates above its base - even spins - while playing your music via bluetooth! Obviously the low-end isn't going…
‘70s Punk Box Set
This purchase could open up a whole new musical world for someone. If you think Sex Pistols is all that punk music was, you've got some serious education in store. Honestly, judging punk music by the Pistols would be like…
Life Size Bear Cutout
Because you haven’t known fear until you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and don’t remember that you ordered a 7-foot tall cardboard bear… And that goes double for your roommate. Ever watch comedies from the…
Fake Mustache Variety Pack
Anyone can make their next 36 Tinder dates extra special with these assorted mustaches! Bonus Points for getting called out on the prosthetic and selling a sob story about being “follically challenged”... No really, though, fake mustaches are one of…
Gigantic Wine Glass
So we’ve all read that some doctors say a glass of wine is fine - but did they say what size glass? Because this sucker holds an entire bottle of wine. It's perfect for those of us who've moved past…