Fizz Saver Soda Dispenser
Put your 2 liters on tap! This gizmo uses all sorts of science type theories we don’t understand to keep the carbonation in soda. Plus you get to pull sodas from a little handle like you work in an old-timey…
Psychedelic Pussy yoga pants
Awww, look at the pretty little kitty… Much like the Burning Man Galaxy yoga pants, this pair of leggings will tell everyone else way more about you than they probably ever care to know. These yoga pants are actually terrifying…
Steampunk Playing Cards
Everyone liked the radio tube USB drive so much, we thought we’d dig up some more steampunk swag! This is deck of playing cards from Bicycle comes in a really cool box and the backs have a design that features…
Wake ‘n’ Bake Mug with Built-In Pipe
Oh, you aren’t a morning person? We’ll see about that… Here’s a mug that can quickly deliver a morning dose of strong black coffee, or chronic green, uh, tea… and a bowl of the finest tobacco - all in one…
Shot Roulette
Remember Spin the Shot? This is a little different but it’s still got booze and a spinny thing. When it’s your turn, spin the roulette wheel to determine your fate. Use vodka to play Russian Roulette! Wait- No, don’t do…
Light-Up Radio Tube USB Flash Drive
If you’re looking for a convenient USB stick, this is the polar opposite of that! If you’ve never seen one of these before, congratulations on not knowing any hipsters. It’s a radio tube, like the ones that used to go…
Knifecat T-Shirt
That cat looks awfully familiar but we don’t want to get anyone in to any trouble… The design of this shirt confirms a suspicion we’ve long held, which is that cats are murderous psychopaths and would kill us all if…
“Bullshit” button
This ought to make family reunions a lot more interesting… The “Bullshit” button makes it all too easy (and hilarious) to call someone out on their BS. If it starts getting a little too deep, hit the button to let it…
Hello Kitty Butt Plug
Hellooooooooo Kitty! According to The Velvet Lily, this is one of their most popular tailpipe stoppers and we don’t doubt it! You would think that a cat themed sex toy would be designed for the other side though because -…
Naughty Plug and Outlet Costumes
There’s no mistaking the couple that arrives together in these costumes! Putting a perverted spin on mundane household items is always a hit at drunkMall and this is no exception. Try to keep from demonstrating the joke until everyone’s had…
Asymmetrical ‘80s Sunglasses
If you’re looking for that final ingredient to complete your “Extra from a Frankie Goes to Hollywood Music Video” costume, this is it! We have no idea how durable, comfortable or even vision-impairing these shades may be but, get real, nobody’s…
Target Practice Alarm Clock
Do you ever sleep through your alarms in the morning? It sucks. But maybe you wouldn’t do it anymore if your alarm required you to take aim and shoot a target before it would shut the hell up. Maybe. Too…