The Smithsfits
Happy Halloween, everyone! Wow, have we got a special treat for you today… If you haven’t clicked play on this Soundcloud player, do it now. The Smithsfits is a terrifyingly genius mashup of songs by The Smiths done in the…
Party Animal Jock Strap
What’s not to love, here? It’s basically a wind sock for a dick - so, a dick sock. It’s basically a dick sock that looks like an elephant but wait- It’s leopard print! What if there were some real elephants…
Macho Man Randy Savage shirt
Dig it! Y’all loved that Ric Flair shirt but the madness is runnin’ WILD over here at drunkMall because we found a Macho Man shirt! OOOOOOH YEAH! Best there is! Past! Present! And future! Share this post!
1984 Reagan/Bush Presidential Campaign Trucker Hat
Get that ironic blue collar style game on point with a trucker hat from the 1984 Reagan/Bush presidential campaign. We weren’t alive when any of this happened, so we don’t know why… but people sure do honk their horns at us…
Elvie: The Kegel Tracker
The benefits of Kegel exercises for women are widely documented by physicians far smarter than anyone who will ever be writing posts on drunkMall. If you’re unfamiliar with the practice, we certainly recommend hitting up your favorite search engine and…
Beanie with Built-In Bluetooth Headset
Just in case, you know, it’s cold and you don’t mind people wondering for a couple minutes longer than if you had a regular Bluetooth earpiece whether or not you’re a totally insane person, walking in circles and talking to…
Full Body Squirrel Costume
It’s too late to get an awesome squirrel costume for Halloween this year, which is exactly why it makes perfect sense! Think about it. That’s just what they’re all expecting. You might waste the amazingness of this costume by wearing it…
Meow-ami Vice T-Shirt
The people who make this shirt did not name the design Meow-ami Vice, which is a crime. But we did come up with it, so if you own a marketing agency and want to hire us to consult for you then…
10 Planets Drinking Glasses
Pluto is a planet in our book, okay? Ok. Now that that’s out of the way, who wouldn’t want a set of drinking glasses that look like the planets in our solar system? Probably people who aren’t smart enough to…
Dagashi: Assorted Japanese Candy
Not gonna lie, we don’t know what any of this stuff is. However, people who like Japanese things tend to become weirdly obsessed with Japanese things. So if your boyfriend or girlfriend has a weird younger sibling who has anime…
Ironically Tacky Marilyn Monroe Sweater
This sweater looks like Andy Warhol’s snuff film-obsessed, art school nitrous oxide dealer nephew designed it. There’s really nothing to say about it. This is either totally your thing or else way, way not your thing. If this is your thing...…
Deep Tea Diver tea infuser
So punny! This could be one of those things where an entrepreneur made a pun and then forced some unpaid intern to figure out a product they could brand with the name. Anyway, it is a pretty cool way to…