We’re huge proponents of using things like art and culture to make oneself appear sophisticated and adult-y. Shit! That “oneself” was flawless and then we blew it with “adult-y.” Still working on this… If you aren’t ready to graduate to wall art,…
Women across America are allegedly having stripper poles installed in their homes for exercising purposes. As a result, we imagine dudes across America are spending more weekends at home - everybody wins! Lookin’ for something sexy to wear while you’re on…
Who ever thought the future would be a place where we don’t do laundry anymore? We’re here for it! Zero idea how it works but this fabric is apparently just like “nah” whenever any sort of liquid (like wine) tries to…
It’ll be a White Christmas - one way or another! Global warming got you down? Tired of looking up at the sky, waiting for frozen condensation to slowly descend like angel dandruff from the clouds? You need to know about…
If we’re not going to have a winter this year then might as well dress for the occasion! Abraham Lincoln seems like the coolest president. If he jumped in a time machine and made it to 2015, his style would…
This might get confusing. Ok, so you know how sometimes you’ll tell a joke and everyone laughs, except you were totally serious? Not even joking a little bit? This coffee is like that because it really is shitty coffee. But.…
Russian Roulette is not a game you ever, ever, ever want to find yourself playing… unless the gun is loaded with booze! The 1-in-6 odds stay the some but now the person who would be the loser gets to be…
Shimmy shimmy yah! Do you ever feel like the world went inside your mind while you were sleeping, grabbed a bunch of random stuff and pulled it out to create some crazy thing that is just you? That’s how this…
Yes, sensei! You ever notice how sports movies made for kids always used to take some totally basic shit and act like it was a boss move when the hero did it? Like the triple deke in Mighty Ducks -…
If winter is coming then it sure seems to be taking its sweet-ass time about it. But that won’t stop us from raising a tankard of ale at Christmas this year. Or two tankards. Or five. It’s all fun and…
There’s something about walking across the cleanly removed hide of a dead, dangerous animal that says, “SUCCESS!” Just ask a ‘70s P.E. teacher. That experience costs way more than you might expect. Fortunately, we found an imitation tiger rug that works for…
Has anyone reading this ever even seen a wall tapestry? Okay, well have you ever seen Freaks & Geeks? A wall tapestry is the kind of thing one of those kids would make sure they put up before having people…