DARE Fanny Pack
It's just crazy enough to work... Think about it. If you had something fun or valuable to hide, where would the best place to hide it be? That's right - the most uncool place imaginable - a blue and yellow D.A.R.E.…
An Actual Fire Alarm
Most of you reading this, like us, could be classified as "night people." Getting drunk and staying up all night go hand-in-hand. It's fine. The problem comes when morning rolls around and it's time to wake up. Waking up is hard…
EXCLUSIVE: Mothers Day Gift Guide
Mother's Day is a week away but you've still got plenty of time to pick up the best present she's ever been given. In the age of free two-day shipping, we're only just now entering "last minute" territory! All moms…
Bare-Chested Nic Cage Workout Poster
Inspiration. It's the fuel in our metaphysical gas tanks, as important to our drive and focus as food and water (and whiskey and beer) are to our bodies. Now look at this poster of a young Nicolas Cage. He's totally…
SUV Air Mattress
You know what this is for! Hell, we almost filed this post under the SEX category... But, yeah. If the only reason you're going "camping" is so you can get some alone time with that special someone, you don't have…
Donald Trump Voodoo Doll
Can Donald Trump be stopped? Some of the talking heads on television say he can, some say he can't. The truth is, none of them can be sure of what they're saying and only time will tell. There isn't a…
Bad Ass Babes Club T-Shirt
The best thing about the Bad Ass Babes Club is anyone who wants to be in it gets to be in it! All around the planet, babes are being total bad asses, rocking their little corners of the world to…
Tambourine
The tambourine is the official instrument of every person who wants to be in a band but can't sing or play any (real) instruments. Now, this isn't to say that every person you've ever seen holding a tambourine doesn't have…
Beer Briefcase
Next time you want to quit your cushy corporate gig, ask yourself, "What would Dr. Gonzo do?" We're great friends with the good doctor and we're pretty sure he'd act like everything was as peachy keen as the American Dream…
Werewolf Mask and Gloves
Werewolf movies are all about the monster and the transformation scene. You can mess up a little bit anywhere else in the flick but if you drop the ball there, you've got a stinker on your hands. Which is why…
Neon Pizza Sign
You don't have to own pizzeria to buy an LED version of a classic neon "PIZZA" sign online right now. But you should be aware that drunk people will show up at your house or apartment looking for pizza if…
Gone Squatchin Shirt
Listen, there's no way all the people who pretend to think Bigfoot is real actually believe that Bigfoot is real. They probably just really, really like camping. Like, they probably want to be camping so much that other people think…