Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops
Strap on these flip flops for your next walk on the beach and they'll leave the message "FOLLOW ME BRING BEER" in the sand behind you. It's a simple idea but it's the simple things in life that... do... something...…
Temporary Dickbutt Tattoo
Want to feel old? Dickbutt has now been a thing for ten years. Don't know who or what a dickbutt is? Well, first of all, we have no idea how you found this (or any other) website. Congratulations on your…
Left Shark Sunglasses
In February of 2015, Katy Perry played the Halftime Show at The Super Bowl and it's a performance that will live on through the ages. Not necessarily because of Katy's actual performance, which was amazing. But because of one man...…
Disgusting Pee and Poo Sweatpants
No, the guys from Jackass aren't auctioning off their used clothing. These are Goosh pants, the sweats designed to look like someone had a little too much fun - or too much iced coffee and bean burritos! You might be…
LED Cornhole
If there's a better backyard casual sport than cornhole for spring/summer cookouts, drunkMall has never played it. Horseshoes?! Are you high? Do you have any idea how drunk people get at our cookouts? The last thing in the world that…
Batman vs Superman Boxing Toys
A lot of comic book fans were unhappy with Batman vs. Superman. With a title like that, it's easy to see how critical expectations got out of hand: "Will there be enough Batman? Oh, but then what about Superman? Ugh,…
Celebrity Pet Manual
Choosing a pet is more difficult than ever. Trying to decide what kind of animal fits in to your lifestyle was hard enough before Instagram. Now we're cursed with the knowledge that selecting the perfect dog, cat, bird or whatever…
Burrito Yoga Bag
The most difficult part of yoga is finding the motivation to actually show up to the class. Once the mat's down and the breathing's started, it's all downhill from there. But something about getting there seems like so much work.…
EXCLUSIVE: Out of This World
It's virtually impossible to find a solid gift guide for people who like "outer space" stuff without it just being another collection of Star Wars and Star Trek merch - so we decided to make one ourselves! The universe is…
Penis Beer Bong
There's always been something a little sexual about doing a beer bong. Like, one must get down on their knees before another person, wrap their lips around a tube and the whole thing often ends with white liquid spraying all…
Highly Reflective Sequin Shirt
Disco never actually sucked. That was just a myth perpetuated by meatheads and burnouts in The '70s who didn't know how to dance or couldn't loosen up enough to enjoy themselves in a dance club. Sucks for them. But don't…
Desktop Fog and Laser Show
Forget about lava lamps and lightning balls. Here's a machine that puts most desktop flair to shame. A vertical chamber fills with fog to make the laser highly visible as it dances around the inside. There's a demo mode, if you want…