3D Book of Boobs
Boobs are good! This book is full of good boobs. Page after page of boobs, boobs, boobs - in 3D! That's right - using the absolute latest in 3D technology from the 1800s, The Big Book of Breasts brings all…
Solar Panel Phone Charger Hat
We need more technological clothing like this. At least until we're all walking around with android body implants and stuff, which could take another 100 years, it only makes sense to use the resources currently at our disposal. And it doesn't…
LED Showerhead
Showers are so boring. You stand there and clean yourself while staring at the wall or rereading the shampoo bottle for the ten thousandth time or spacing out and thinking about that time you unknowingly came out of the bathroom…
50 Random Stamps
Need some stamps? We found a lot of stamps. Holy shit, like, really, a lot of stamps. 50, in fact. 50 stamps. A lot of you are probably wondering right now why anyone would want or need to have 50…
David Bowie Shirt
David Bowie was one of the most awesome, inspiring and influential human beings to ever exist in this universe or any other. Show your love for the Starman with this classic David Bowie t-shirt design. Featuring an image of Bowie…
Cthulhu Monopoly
It's safe to say that H.P. Lovecraft never imagined that anything he ever wrote in his life would be turned in to one of the most popular board games in history. Thankfully, the limits of Lovecraft's imagination (as far out…
Spider Earrings
Creepy crawly arachnid jewelry! Bug lovers and horror fans and goth kids alike will love to see these eight-legged freaky-fanged spider earrings! Not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach! The halves of these earrings come together at…
Pizza Scissors
Honestly, this is how we all should have been slicing pizzas this entire time. Why is this only happening now? A pair of scissors with a built-in serving tray just makes so much sense for so many reasons. First of all,…
Penis Straws
Sip on a dick! Penis straws represent the latest in phallic drinking technology. These are cutting edge cock straws, ladies and gentlemen! You won't find a finer dick and balls drinking straw in all the land. Shoutout to bachelorette parties…
8-Bit Pixelated Sunglasses
Let 'em know you're too cool for any school except the old school with these throwback shades designed as a nod to the days of 8-bit pixelated video games! Flappy Bird, Tiny Tower, Fist of Awesome... These mega-popular game apps are…
Flexible Phone Charger Stand
An extremely durable phone charger cable that also serves as a convenient stand for hands-free reading and watching? Are you serious? Is this even real life right now? Every phone should ship with these cables because the ones they send…
Pocket Scream
Please don't run away in terror from your computer screen. Yes, it's disturbing. Oddly familiar but somehow wrong. Like browsing a bookstore while on vacation in a foreign country. You look away from the shelves in time to glimpse a face you're…