Octopus Ring
Careful of this ring. Once it gets a good grip on your finger, it might not ever let go! Okay, okay. It's not a real octopus and you're in no danger of losing a finger to it. But it is…
Melting Clock
No, you didn't get dosed with LSD earlier tonight. This just happens to be a super psychedelic, tripped out clock! Fans of surrealism and Salvador Dalí, heads up. Those melting clocks have made it out of the paintings and into…
Millennial Falcon Mug
If Han Solo had been born in the year 1995, you know he'd be a fuckboy right now. Hanging out in a brightly colored snapback with non-prescription eyeglasses, spending cash he earned smuggling counterfeit iPhones on $2 cans of Tecate…
Golf Dice Game
If you've ever gone through a Yahtzee phase, then you need to check out GOLO! It's called the "golf dice" game but if you ask us it's way more fun than actual golf. (Don't send us any caps lock emails,…
Wooden Spoon Rest
Keep it clean in the kitchen with a classy little spoon rest! Cooking at home is actually fun but a lot of people don't do it because it just feels like making a big mess that has to be dealt…
Chuck Morris Sleeveless Tee
Chuck Morris is the perfect man. Part teenager and part action hero, this guy would crush on Tinder. Fans of Walker Texas Ranger and Delta Force don't need to be told of the badassitude of Chuck Norris. The man's a…
Rude Dude Wine Holder
It can be so hard to keep a bottle of wine unopened at home but having a bottle holder like this in the kitchen makes it more fun to try! When a bottle is placed in the holder, the bottleneck…
Large Interval Timer
Do you even HIIT, bro? High Intensity Interval Training is everything in the fitness game right now. Unless you're training to run a marathon, the old style of working out - warm up, work out for an hour or two, cool down -…
Glowing Party Glasses
When it's lit, it's lit! And the party is always lit with glowing eyeglasses in the room! Glow up and stand out from the crowd with these party glasses. A thin wire of light wraps around the outer edges of…
Callahan Auto Parts Shirt
This is how nostalgic clothing merch should be done. Look at the quality of this shirt! You can see how soft the blend of that cotton is from a mile away... Tommy Boy is a classic American movie, an underdog…
Mushroom Necklace Pendants
Celebrate the mysterious nature of the mycelium by wearing one of these brass-colored mushroom pendants. Fungus is actually really interesting, if you're a stoned hippie at a party and you've found someone who's drunk enough to listen to you talk about…
