Sip on a dick! Penis straws represent the latest in phallic drinking technology. These are cutting edge cock straws, ladies and gentlemen! You won't find a finer dick and balls drinking straw in all the land. Shoutout to bachelorette parties…
You've got to have some pretty big balls to put this knocker on your front door! Keep solicitors at bay by making sure they know exactly who they're dealing with before they even get around to knocking on the door.…
Aw, does baby bear feel a wittle bit grumpy and need some special attention?! Listen, everyone knows about Rule 34, right? That's the rule of The Internet stating that anything you can imagine has been featured in pornography. Anything. And…
Stay downtown for as long as it takes your partner to catch the O Train with a Snorkel O! Snorkel O is a non-intrusive breathing apparatus that fits in the wearer's nostrils. Rubber tubing connects to both sides of the nose…
Don't leave granny alone in the kitchen with this bottle opener! We're talking 8 inches of wooden man parts, handmade in Bali, Indonesia and shipped ready to pop bottles. It's just so... big! This is one bottle opener you won't spend…
Turns out, many people think they "just don't have it" may be completely wrong when it comes to the people skills department. The Charisma Myth argues against the notion that some of us are born with innate powers of persuasion, as if…
There's always been something a little sexual about doing a beer bong. Like, one must get down on their knees before another person, wrap their lips around a tube and the whole thing often ends with white liquid spraying all…
It's happening again. Radiohead has a new album coming out and the entire Internet is about to lose its damn mind over the thing. drunkMall's gift guide this week is taking inspiration from the powerful "Fitter Happier" interlude found on…
At some point in most sexual careers, a pregnancy scare is will happen. Now, there are two types of pregnancy scare and the only difference between them is how many of the two people in the room are scared. (If you…
This is a very naughty phone case and we like it. At some point, the internationally known sign language for "going downtown" was taken away from men who used it to make (usually unwanted) sexual advances and claimed by women as…
This condom seems like an inside joke taken way too far. Anyone have any idea what this could possibly mean? Is it a "lost in translation" thing? These condoms seem to be made in Scotland. That is definitely a universal…
Remember MTV Cribs? Just about every episode, when the celebrity showing off their house finally got to the bedroom, they'd almost always make the same joke: "This is where the magic happens..." We don't know what kind of "magic" was going…