Party Animal Jock Strap
What’s not to love, here? It’s basically a wind sock for a dick - so, a dick sock. It’s basically a dick sock that looks like an elephant but wait- It’s leopard print! What if there were some real elephants…
Dagashi: Assorted Japanese Candy
Not gonna lie, we don’t know what any of this stuff is. However, people who like Japanese things tend to become weirdly obsessed with Japanese things. So if your boyfriend or girlfriend has a weird younger sibling who has anime…
Fake Glass “Breakaway” Prop Bottles
Whether filming a zany new Vine or just (safely) prankin’ the pants off of a friend, breakaway bottles give a great special effect. Obviously these are still dangerous and you shouldn’t under any circumstances treat them like they won’t cause…
“2D” Backpack
We’re not sure how it works but here is a totally functional backpack that somehow looks like it was cut out of a two-dimensional animation. Cartoon carry-on? Share this post!
Voodoo Breakup Candles
These candles are ugly as Hell but that’s because they’re built to make someone feel like Hell. Spells sold separately, you know, but we’re sure you can figure that part out... Share this post!
Floral Pattern Throw Pillow
Now, we normally don’t put regular type stuff on drunkMall but we all know how hard it can be to find a really stimulating present for your mother. Our Mom will be really, really happy to receive this pillow. The…
Hello Kitty Butt Plug
Hellooooooooo Kitty! According to The Velvet Lily, this is one of their most popular tailpipe stoppers and we don’t doubt it! You would think that a cat themed sex toy would be designed for the other side though because -…
Naughty Plug and Outlet Costumes
There’s no mistaking the couple that arrives together in these costumes! Putting a perverted spin on mundane household items is always a hit at drunkMall and this is no exception. Try to keep from demonstrating the joke until everyone’s had…
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Stash Bag
Of course this is a thing… Confused about what you’re looking at? It’s a two-pocket stash bag for small accessories. Seriously, keep this away from your blacked out friends or they’ll probably try to eat it! Each side has a…
Humping People Wall Outlet Decals
Turn boring electrical outlets into a mindlessly rutting couple for good with these decals! Who was the person who looked at their wall and saw this image? We don’t know! Make sure you apply them correctly and you’ll have hilarious…
Cheeseburger Ball Gag: The Silencing Slider
Here’s a lovely creation from Gorge Ohwell: It’s a ball gag that looks like a cheeseburger! They call it The Silencing Slider and it’s made of soft, non-toxic, food grade silicone. Don’t worry, it doesn’t smell or taste like a…
26-Pound Gummy Snake
Ok, what? Some total lunatic decided this thing needs to exist, so now it does. Here’s the grandaddy of all gummi worms: a 26 POUND gummi python! Check out the jungle dudes lookin' like they just picked this thing up out…