No, it's not the latest Lady Gaga fashion shoot... (Yeah, yeah. We're terrible people.) It's a glamorous wig for your puppy dog pals! Shown here is a delicious number we're calling The Late '90s Christina Aguilera/Gwen Stefani but there are several…
Here's some more of that kawaii action! These are also known as "circle lenses" and, if you look at the photo closely, you can see that there is a thick, dark border all the way around the "iris" part of…
Does anyone else feel like James Franco and Shia LaBeouf are competing for who can be the weirdest, most meta-aware A-list celebrity actor? If they are, Shia is totally winning. That live-stream of him watching his own movie in an…
Happy Singles Awareness Day, everybody! Everything Is Bullshit wraps up our S.A.D. Countdown for 2015 because a lot of the "traditions" of being in a relationship are 100% ridiculous, downright cruel, even. Did you see Blood Diamond? Watch Blood Diamond…
The (veiny) attention to detail here is admirable. This keychain is obviously our Singles Awareness Day countdown item of the day. Why? Because guys in relationships don't get to bring their balls with them when they leave the house. "Freedom" is…
You don't necessarily have to be a wizard to enjoy different colored flames in your campfire. Wizards-in-training will also certainly get a kick out of it. Really, who wouldn't have a little more fun with multi-colored fire? This flame colorant is called…
Yeah, it looks innocent enough. And the guy who put it together probably had good intentions with his idea. But make no mistake, this e-book is the gateway to a dark path, friends. Reposting. In the not-so-distant future, the act…
February 14th is coming up and none of you better sell out and switch over to celebrating V Day instead of Singles Awareness Day - that goes for office parties, too! Valentine's cards are strictly forbidden! Ok, maybe not strictly.…
Foreword by Rob Zombie?! Oh, you know this has gotta be good! But really, staying flexible is important. None of us are getting any younger. You may feel invincible now but after ten more years of taking Life's literal and…
Today's S.A.D. product may be a little controversial but drunkMall never shies away from controversy! (We're still prepared to fight you in a cage James Franco.) Some people believe that a strong individual should be able to work towards their own…
drunkMall is celebrating Single's Awareness Day, so this is the only Valentine's item we'll be posting this year. But we just HAD to post this because it's too good! How else can you let your loved one know you want them…
When it's time to party we will party hard! Send the message loud and clear with a neon pink fanny pack that says "PARTY" in all caps - it doesn't get much more direct than that! Here's the thing about…