In addition to predicting the existence of viral content and having his life portrayed on film in some of the most horrendous acting performances ever, Andy Warhol was the kind of artist who would most likely have appreciated being turned into a…
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A fun game to play is where you "accidentally" let one of your friends see progressively stranger things in your house or office or car or wherever. It's only really fun if you can keep a straight face, act like…
It's a good thing this hand towel isn't as greasy as it looks! The quality of printing on these things is really getting out of control. It almost looks too real... Even the most devout bacon lover may shy away from…
Anyone who's ever been backstage at any rock show can testify to how truly horrifying it is that the creators of this book chose to make it a "scratch-and-sniff adventure." That being said, someone needed to document the adventures of…
Making the decision between having sushi and having candy is always so difficult... Why not have both?! Assuming this isn't one of the first fifty websites you've ever seen, you've probably already figured out that this product comes from Japan, land…
Each box of Enchanted Unicorn Bandages contains 15 large, sterile latex strip bandages. But these aren't your everyday boo-boo bandages! Oh no! These have extra Unicorn Power* and rainbows and sparkly stars! Whether you fell off your skateboard or had…
drunkMall is a humor website and, let's be honest, there is an unprecedented level of comedy in the 2016 American Presidential Election. Like, if you haven't been watching the GOP Debates, you're missing some of the best television of the…
If there is any sort of context for these, or if they're a reference to some Japanese pop culture or TV show or something, we have no idea. These dudes just showed up in our "Items you may like based…
Give yourselves a hand! No, really! How'd you like to have an extra hand when you're using your phone? Or maybe you'd like to feel like you've got some friendly support when you find yourself in the middle of a…
It's too late. You can't unsee this. It's real, you saw it and now you can never go back to a time when this was a thing you didn't know existed. Why? Well, that's just how time works, you know.…